I'm so incredibly thankful that April Fools' falls on a Saturday. Last year I was stuck in an elevator for nearly an hour with charmed canaries that continuously chirped the same Celestina Warbeck song. The elevator was stuck in the same spot until they were able to finish the song, without interruption of any kind. This year, I'll be hoping for a quiet day with only minimal pranks from my siblings.


Hexed Private to Self
Murders, divorce, and called off weddings. This year is shaping up to be very interesting. I've completely lost count how many women our noble Prince has gone through. Or how many women have been thrown at certain Lords hoping that one will finally stick. While all of this is incredibly disgusting, it's been quite an entertaining few months. 
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