My abuelo used to work construction for like, a hundred and fifty years. He fixed everything with wood. He once fixed my mom's minivan door with a piece of wood. I came along on jobs sometimes and helped. Also I'm Mexican, so that's a qualifier. No don't put that, that's a bad idea.
Plus, I used to build stages for shows on the road, so I've got the basics on how tools work, and what they are, and how screws are things that you use for stuff, and sometimes glue. I'm starting to worry I'm overqualified, to be honest.