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Tweak says, "Narf!"

b jacobs (__bailey) wrote,
@ 2008-10-05 17:29:00

Current music:

'Valerie Yum' by the Dandy Warhols.

Alright. Let me see what I can update on. You know, I always found this journal thing to be easier when I just listed off a bunch of random happenings. So I think I'll go with that.

;; Tony, former partner-in-crime, has created a 'production company' in his 'backyard.' Or, rather in the local parking garage. He's putting up these random videos about Star Wars and him eating Mac'n'Cheese. Crazy, pointless shit. Though, I hear he's planning to make himself more professional by doing an Austen adaptation? More power to him. And sadness for everyone else involved. Ha!

;; Chuckles (the former partner-in-crime's gal pal) actually agreed to marry the dipstick.

;; Ry-Ry turned twenty-five on the same day that the youngest in her brood turned one. I hear she's planning to reproduce some more.

;; The FOX network bought 'the back nine' of the Fringe episodes, so it looks like I've got a solid deal there.

;; My younger sister, Deni, moved out here with her friend, JJ (who I'm trying to con into being my PA if I can get her to go under the 80 grand mark). private -- she's having surgery on Wednesday cause I guess she decided having no ovaries was slightly less threatening. Or something like that. -- end private

;; I've turned stalker. Apparently.

;; I haven't seen Tori in awhile. I should head over to the DiCarlo household to check up on her.

;; Bryce is pregnant. Except, not really. She apparently signed up to adopt a kid from China or some place like that. Indonesia?

;; Salem threatened to actually sign me up for the next season of Dancing with the Stars and I threatened to beam her in the head with a raw egg. I haven't hit the 'has been' mark quite yet, so I'll wait awhile for that shit.

And I can't think of anything else off the top of my head, which is fine cause I have some lines I have to study anyway.

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	__bailey 2008-10-05 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I am. But we're trying to keep it hush-hush for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irishwhiskey 2008-10-05 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	And how's that going for you? And what's all this stalker bit about, anyway? Have you been scaring the poor men and women of Los Angeles again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__bailey 2008-10-05 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	It's not. People know that I'm old and that sucks. As for the stalker bit? I don't think I ever actually stopped scarring the random people of LA. I think it's part of my job description as on-screen comic relief. I have to be a complete weirdo off camera. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irishwhiskey 2008-10-05 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Getting old's not a death sentence, y'know. In fact, I know a lot of women who enjoy old men. Oh, well. From personal experience, I can guarantee you play your part nicely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__bailey 2008-10-05 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Now wait a minute. If you're trying to imply that I've been stalking you, I would like to point out that you were the one that commented on my journal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	irishwhiskey 2008-10-05 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. I was referring to your being a complete weirdo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__bailey 2008-10-05 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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