Friday evening, we're having a party at my parents' place in the city. As you hopefully guessed from the location, this isn't going to be a really crazy party. There will be alcohol, but if we see anyone under 21 getting wasted, you're out. It's been a shitty week for everyone, so this is just a chance to relax.

For anyone who has never been to my home, there are some ground rules. Basically, don't be an idiot. If it looks like something expensive, breakable or really old? Don't touch it. If you go into the study, don't touch anything that looks like it was published before 1940, and don't touch anything displayed on the shelves or in cases. Rooms that are off limits will be marked as off limits, and if you decide to go in there anyway, you're a moron.

Basically, use common sense.

There's a limit on how many people we can get in there, so let me know beforehand if you're coming or not. If you need directions or a lift there/back, let me know and we'll figure something out.