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Tweak says, "Golden gardenias."

_charlesdupree (_charlesdupree) wrote,
@ 2013-03-14 20:08:00

Sometimes, you just need to change the music.

[Hayley]

You don't mind being a wedding gift, right? Didn't think so.

[Kaia]

That whole joke about you being a wedding gift? Not a joke anymore.

[Candi]

Okay, so I decided to take a high dive into shallow water. Taylor's got a bright shiny diamond now.

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	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	I object to you constantly trying to claim you don't. Mmhmm. Everything is up for discussion. Besides, I'm sure it's on your list. The real list, that's color coded by importance. Not that little one you showed me the other day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Hayley/Charles

haylellis
2013-03-15 02:42 pm UTC (link)

I object to the thing you call cologne you drown yourself in but hey, these things happen.

No. There's a lot on the list but sleeping with a married man is off the list for personal reasons. ~~I won't become my mom~~ I'm sorry Charles, a tussle with you isn't worth the hours on my knees trying to save my soul.

I'll get you both a nice gift though, like a toaster.

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	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	That's actually chlorine. You're also thinking too hard. Something you should avoid. Uh huh. A toaster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. I shouldn't think so hard - I'm heading to Boston this weekend. I plan on finding someone to ensure I don't think and celebrate my birthday. Unfortunately theres a tag-along but I plan on ditching him into the river. Might need an alibi. No to the toaster? How about a nice grill? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, taking off, just like that, huh? You forget a little detail there? Like permission. Pity you didn't warn me. Might've had an alibi. Right. Because offering cooking implements to someone who can't cook is intelligent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	This inferiore malarkey is a pile of shit. Fine. Assume here that I ask for permission and I'll assume I got it. We all end up happy. Anyone asks, I made you breakfast. It was magical; my pancakes are legendary. You can't stuff up grilling. It's like BBQing something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Or we can assume you forgot you were an inferiore, and learn just how creative I can be in punishments when you get back. Especially that special sauce. This is a girl who can't eat her own cooking. Yes, she can do just that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Or you can work out what you're getting me for my birthday and forget notions about punishment. Why do you have to bring everything down to that level? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	So... I'm supposed to get you something and not punish you? Sounds too much like a win win for you. You don't have a special sauce for your pancakes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Its my birthday. Its how it goes. Your birthday, I'll get you a present. Honey-Orange. Its my grans. But don't pretend you were talking about that sauce. I'm not dumb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Good thing you happen to like most punishments. How about your alibi is being tied and gagged to my bed while I bust out the whip. One will never know now, since you always think the worst of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody likes punishments and I'm not one of those. My alibi can be watching a romcom, take-out and you were a gentleman and finished the evening off in a certain position without expecting anything in return. Actually, I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Except.. you like that. And what position would that be, huh? Coulda fooled me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	You saw the marks afterwards, you sure as hell don't know what happened in the bedroom beforehand. Fine, I like being tied up but anything else isn't your concern because there won't be a repeat. It's been ticked off. You could - ah - be on your knees. And I'd be naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's only a repeat if I've done it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. We'll work with that logic. That ticks off intercourse, foreplay, oral sex for both parties, third parties and a number of locales. Since you've done it there won't be repeats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, we'll definitely need to add greater numbers of other parties. Four, five, six.. Oh yeah, and public. Very public. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	The hell we will. My list, my rules. This is my experiment; you're simply providing the male anatomy and the necklace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Whoever said the others would be male? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Whoever said you got to decide what goes on my list. Look, the sex? Its nice. But lets not pretend for a moment that we're actually superiore/inferiore. Its an arrangement which suits us both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Because I know far more when it comes to intimacy than you. We don't, huh? Hate to disillusion you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hayley/Charles haylellis 2013-03-15 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	No. Pardon the parlance but you know far more about fucking than I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hayley/Charles _charlesdupree 2013-03-15 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I'll show you the difference next time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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