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Tweak says, "You son of a B!"

Charlie Weasley is on fire (_charlie_) wrote,
@ 2012-05-24 01:13:00

001 - Back at the Burrow
I suppose I ought to have owled, but you should have seen the look on my mum's face when I turned up this morning unannounced. Felt late to me, but apparently I had forgotten the time difference and surprised her before she had a chance to get coffee on (which would be no big deal for anyone other than Molly Weasley. Word to the wise: do not rob this woman of the chance to be a good hostess).

I haven't lived at the Burrow since the week after I graduated Hogwarts, and have only been home for a few days at a time. Seems strange that I will be there until I can find a place I call my "own." How do I even go about doing that? In Romania, I built a cabin. Perhaps I could do that here? I'm sure mum would get a hoot out of a miniature cabin for her son to live in, just on the other side of the garden.

Speaking of, mum's none too thrilled about Păcală and Luana taking up residence with the owls.

I feel as if I have been out of the loop for so long. So, what's new, England?

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	lavconquersall 2012-05-24 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Give the lady dragons manicures and polish their scales. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pocketrocket 2012-05-24 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Teach the boy dragons some sweet dance moves and also have them help little old ladies across the road. AND GIVE THEM A PUPPY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lavconquersall 2012-05-24 06:51 am UTC (link)
	That wouldn't work! Clearly they would EAT the puppy, Dani. Oooh, oooh, I know! Teach them how to cook! (Possibly the puppy, we'll have to see) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pocketrocket 2012-05-24 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the lady dragons will be impressed by their MAD SURVIVAL SKILLZ eating the puppy? Biological imperative and all that. The can all cook, Lav, they are walking, flying BARBECUE LIZARDS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lavconquersall 2012-05-24 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Eating a puppy is about as difficult for a dragon as eating popcorn. GASP! Pupcorn. That isn't cooking, Dani. I'm surprised you don't know that, being French and all. Cooking is when you whisk things and add little green bits and salt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pocketrocket 2012-05-24 08:55 am UTC (link)
	PUPCORN. Lavender Brown, you genius! I think if you said that to a dragon he'd flambé you and then you'd know. And be cripsy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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