I don't seek perfection, but making it difficult for employees to lead unhealthy lifestyles is a step in the right direction.
I do feel for you though, Nott, as your assistant gushed quite literally that you get snippy without your daily dose of "strawberry fairy funnel treat". Is that true? Because those were banned, naturally. Perhaps signing up for a vegetable-of-the-month club would encourage a better diet for you as well as some regularity in your personal life.