September 21st, 2014

[Six]

So, according to the Ottawa Oracle (Canadian equivalent of the Daily Prophet), I'm heading back to that side of the Atlantic to play for the Hammers in a "big money deal" because of "panic at the QAUSC" (Quidditch Association of the United States and Canada) about the number of players heading abroad to play domestic league Quidditch.

Nonsense.

Well, I suppose the latter part may have a point, but I'm not going anywhere. You don't get rid of me that easily, Bats.