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Tweak says, "You're Soo Pathetic."

Daphne Greengrass (_greeneyed) wrote,
@ 2013-09-28 14:29:00

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Is it too soon to contemplate costumes for the coming round of Hallowe'en galas and parties? It seemed like every other person was dressed as Merlin or Morgan le Fay last year. I mean to be more creative.

The Prophet continues its race to the bottom, I see. Unsurprising, but disappointing.

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	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-01 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	For a political figure, you seem wildly uninterested in political realities. Are you trying to bait me into a double entendre? I'm happy to oblige. You are welcome to come at all times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-01 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am far more interested in what I can do to help those who are in no position to help themselves rather than cater to spoiled, selfish brats who care for no one below their station. I see you have managed some minor improvements. I will stop by next week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-01 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	For all your carousing and womanizing, is it possible you are too... noble to be king? I don't see how you can hope to rule without having a few of those spoiled brats on your side. I told you I was a quick study. You can grade my full performance next week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-01 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	I have two of the three Major Houses on my side. I think I will be fine. If ever there was a flaw to be had, too noble is it. No demands that I stop in sooner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I wish I shared your confidence. If you find the time, I'm sure we could find agreeable ways of entertaining each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 12:09 am UTC (link)
	You would not be useful if you did. Such lukewarm requests. Have you already found someone to entertain you while I'm gone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Provoking man. Perhaps I am getting better at entertaining myself. I'd rather have your company of course. Do I need to be more forceful in my requests? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Lucky for me I have you behind me, ready to clean up my messes and tell me what I did wrong. It's nice to feel needed every now and then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! If only you would listen to me in the first place and avoid the messes altogether. I promise to make you feel very appreciated when next we meet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Again, I ask, what would be the fun in that? I can feel appreciated damn near anywhere I go, honey. What makes you special? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 01:24 am UTC (link)
	It would certainly be far more fun for me. I thought you were a man of action. Wouldn't you rather come and see what makes me special? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I am terribly selfish, remember? Perhaps if I had incentive, or perhaps a teaser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 01:53 am UTC (link)
	You say that. Repeatedly. And yet how am I to reconcile that with your fervor for reform and the downtrodden? Well, I'll let you know I've been shopping. Without my mother or sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
	You are neither downtrodden or in need of much reform. I see. Describe your findings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-02 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	So you admit I'm perfect just the way I am then? It's hard to describe things that are so insubstantial. And I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I said you were not in need of much reform. Very well. I will see if I can stop by tonight, if something else does not catch my attention in the meantime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-03 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I can't even begin to imagine what improvements you'd suggest. I shall, of course, pine ceaselessly for you in the meantime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
	That is why I will be the one making them. If only I believed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SIrius _greeneyed 2013-10-03 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Really? Is there a list of your suggested improvements that I can look forward to receiving down the line? We would get along better if you truly desired me to be infatuated. For one thing, you might at least pretend to show a bit of proper enthusiasm at the prospect of sharing my bed in the near future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Daphne tipyourhat 2013-10-03 01:17 am UTC (link)
	We are already working on those. How you feel about me doesn't matter. I told you what you would be getting into if you went through with this, and since you did, here we are. Keep my interest, and I will share your bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius _greeneyed 2013-10-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
	This is news to me. If your list begins and ends with my abilities in the bedroom, I will be quite relieved. Here we are indeed. Or rather here I am. Come over and I'll make sure to make things more than interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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