Today's challenge: How many times can I ride the roller coaster in a row, without stopping, until they either kick me off or I pass out or something? Challenge accepted.


Also if anyone has seen a sandal looking sad and alone on the ground somewhere, that is totally mine. I kicked it off in a fit of rage at one of those carnival games. They are totally fucking rigged, for the record. I DID NOT miss that shot and that goldfish SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE. I already named him Prometheus. How can you take away a girl's goldfish when he's already been named? That is bonding at it's finest, obviously. Bastards.

I will avenge you, little fishy. You will be mine. But I apparently need to scramble my brain with rides first.



[Mike]
MICHAEL. COME OUT INTO THE SUN. DON'T MAKE ME CARRY YOU. I WILL.

CARNIVAL, MIKEY. CARNIVAL.