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Tweak says, "Here's your sign."

hera (_marriage) wrote,
@ 2012-03-14 08:33:00

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Well, I did it and I am certainly paying for it now. I have patients in two hours and to say my head is killing me would be an understatement, not to mention the rest of my body.

Any suggestions for the worst hangover I've ever experienced?

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	skyandthunder 2012-03-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Agreeing on lots of water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marriage 2012-03-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	asdlghlasdkldgk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Lose control of your keyboard there for a second, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	We need to discuss this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, so you're done drinking heavily and discussing this with Poseidon? He told me you're rather worried about my sudden ability to bear children. I'm very excited to hear what this all means for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	You are in the body of a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	And you're in the body of a rather skinny blonde. Yes, yes, I'm in a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	You are not supposed to be a woman! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 11:11 am UTC (link)
	I am not supposed to be in a mortal in any case. You are dangerously close to trying my patience, Hera. I am still Zeus, what matter is it? You do not think this was upsetting to me at first as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	None of us are to be mortal! What am I supposed to do with you as a woman?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too, sweet sister. And I'm so comforted by this proof that you married me for something other than my ~~dick~~ prowess in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Your prowess in bed was highly overrated. That is not my concern, though as a mortal the sexuality aspect does cause serious concern as our vessels are not legally allowed to be married. Which leads to my biggest concern, I am and have always been the Goddess of Marriage, my love, and *WE CANNOT BE MARRIED*! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Legally. A committed relationship, a civil union, or a marriage in another country is easy enough. Has this really changed your feelings for me? I had not realized you were so easily swayed away. Even with my wandering, I have always returned to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I am not 'swayed' away. You are and have always been my husband and lover, an unfortunate mortal form will not change that. I am just perturbed by your choice in vessel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	My choice. As if I walked into a plush boutique and picked her out. I've done the best I can with what was provided. Hopefully you will do the same with me. When are you coming over for dinner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well- I could kill Tiresias right now. Much less creative then the cuckoo bird; but whenever you ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Come tomorrow. I promise to summon a storm and look terribly cold and bedraggled for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	You are not going to receive any coddling if you do. I know better now. What time tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure? Not even a pat? A little hug? 8pm. My address is [address of a very nice apartment in a very nice neighborhood] - and my number is [number] - in case you should need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	We'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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