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Tweak says, "either way you are smucked"

hera (_marriage) wrote,
@ 2012-03-14 08:33:00

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Well, I did it and I am certainly paying for it now. I have patients in two hours and to say my head is killing me would be an understatement, not to mention the rest of my body.

Any suggestions for the worst hangover I've ever experienced?

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	egyptianlawyer 2012-03-14 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Pair of extra strength aspirin and water. Lots of water. Cold as you can stand it. And a hot shower. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_marriage 2012-03-14 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	So no magic cure, just the normal remedies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_sea 2012-03-14 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	There is no 'magic' cure. Water. Pain reliever for the headache. [Hera] You okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poseidon _marriage 2012-03-14 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Besides psychologically confused about my own sexuality? Oh perfectly alright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera the_sea 2012-03-14 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Sexuality and gender are such mortal ideas. Your husband is in a female vessel. It does not make him feminine. He is still masculine and the same god he has always been. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poseidon _marriage 2012-03-14 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	This is easy for you to say. What if Demeter were to be in a male body? or Amphitrite? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera the_sea 2012-03-14 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	You don't think I have had male lovers? Gender means nothing. I would deal. I would be annoyed but I would figure it out somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poseidon _marriage 2012-03-14 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	I do not have an issue with homosexual relationships, many of my patients are of sliding sections all over the scale. I am in the "annoyed" stage if we're going to label it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	egyptianlawyer 2012-03-14 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure there are lots of "magic remedies" but I doubt they actually work here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marriage 2012-03-14 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	So why you are telling me is I need to find some god of hangovers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	egyptianlawyer 2012-03-14 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Or ask someone who knows some of the ancient cures. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	skyandthunder 2012-03-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Agreeing on lots of water. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_marriage 2012-03-14 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	asdlghlasdkldgk (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Lose control of your keyboard there for a second, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	We need to discuss this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, so you're done drinking heavily and discussing this with Poseidon? He told me you're rather worried about my sudden ability to bear children. I'm very excited to hear what this all means for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	You are in the body of a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-14 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	And you're in the body of a rather skinny blonde. Yes, yes, I'm in a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	You are not supposed to be a woman! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 11:11 am UTC (link)
	I am not supposed to be in a mortal in any case. You are dangerously close to trying my patience, Hera. I am still Zeus, what matter is it? You do not think this was upsetting to me at first as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	None of us are to be mortal! What am I supposed to do with you as a woman?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too, sweet sister. And I'm so comforted by this proof that you married me for something other than my ~~dick~~ prowess in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Your prowess in bed was highly overrated. That is not my concern, though as a mortal the sexuality aspect does cause serious concern as our vessels are not legally allowed to be married. Which leads to my biggest concern, I am and have always been the Goddess of Marriage, my love, and *WE CANNOT BE MARRIED*! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hera skyandthunder 2012-03-15 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Legally. A committed relationship, a civil union, or a marriage in another country is easy enough. Has this really changed your feelings for me? I had not realized you were so easily swayed away. Even with my wandering, I have always returned to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zeus _marriage 2012-03-15 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I am not 'swayed' away. You are and have always been my husband and lover, an unfortunate mortal form will not change that. I am just perturbed by your choice in vessel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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