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Lia Rushden ([info]_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-12-09 19:37:00

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Hey there

So... Can someone please explain to me...


WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK I WOKE UP WITH A GOD DAMN DICK THIS MORNING?

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[info]_nopixie
2015-12-10 12:44 am UTC (link)
Well. That is certainly startling news.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 01:04 am UTC (link)
STARTLING NEWS? MILLIE, I'M A FUCKING BOY.

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[info]_nopixie
2015-12-10 01:07 am UTC (link)
I was going to make a playful dig about Finnegan here.

But...this...this seems more pressing.

Did someone slip you a Polyjuice potions in your sleep?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 01:09 am UTC (link)
In a super fucking fucked up way.... I kind of look like me. BUT A FUCKING GUY.


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(no subject) - [info]_nopixie, 2015-12-10 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 02:52 am UTC

[info]artsydean
2015-12-10 12:44 am UTC (link)
What?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 01:04 am UTC (link)
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY, DEAN.

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[info]artsydean
2015-12-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
WELL.

I didn't think you meant literally.

You're coming out of the tower soon, right?

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(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artsydean, 2015-12-10 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artsydean, 2015-12-10 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artsydean, 2015-12-10 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artsydean, 2015-12-11 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artsydean, 2015-12-11 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 08:53 pm UTC

[info]pl_sally
2015-12-10 12:51 am UTC (link)
Really??

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
YES, REALLY. WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT THIS?

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[info]likeaboyscout
2015-12-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
I'll trade you in a heartbeat mate.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
....Do you have a vagina? I WILL FUCKING TRADE YOU.

I can't handle this thing... My morning pee was the most catastrophic thing ever.

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[info]likeaboyscout
2015-12-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
You gotta hold it mate!
Or sit, after a few too many fireswhiskeys, you sit.



iN OTHER NEWS. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL.

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(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]likeaboyscout, 2015-12-10 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]likeaboyscout, 2015-12-10 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]likeaboyscout, 2015-12-10 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillgeorge, 2015-12-10 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]likeaboyscout, 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillgeorge, 2015-12-10 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stillgeorge, 2015-12-10 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:54 am UTC

[info]mlnda
2015-12-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
[...] what

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
I. AM. A. MAN.


HELP ME.

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[info]mlnda
2015-12-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
How?!

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(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mlnda, 2015-12-10 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-10 04:13 am UTC

[info]michaelecorner
2015-12-10 06:27 am UTC (link)
I am so, so sorry.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-11 12:06 am UTC (link)
I am trying really hard not to yell at you right now.


This is so going to fuck up the god damn Quidditch game.

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[info]michaelecorner
2015-12-11 10:08 am UTC (link)
No no, you can just tuck it or strap it!

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(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]michaelecorner, 2015-12-12 10:46 am UTC

[info]cheerscharlie
2015-12-10 03:26 pm UTC (link)
There are worse ways to wake up, I'll be honest

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
Oh so I can swap your dick out for a vagina the next time you fall asleep? Good to know.

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[info]megsterjones
2015-12-11 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh gods!

I have no words, Lia, really.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-11 08:28 pm UTC (link)
I just want to be a female again. This is so not okay.

I have quidditch on friday!

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[info]caruso
2015-12-11 07:11 pm UTC (link)
You make a bloody fit boy, Rushden.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-12-11 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I what?

Oh... uh... thanks. It's probably all the damn hair..

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[info]caruso
2015-12-11 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Hm. That's part of it.

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(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caruso, 2015-12-11 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_notatragedy, 2015-12-11 09:17 pm UTC

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