| 8:21p |
Uno
Late on rent again. Bathroom flooded. Out of alcohol.
Looking for work. Hard physical labor offers need not apply.
Perks of having me as an employee: I'm good at eating more food than a man, drinking like a fish, sleeping until 2 PM, and offering sarcastic comments in lieu of advice. Those are marketable life skills, right?
I'd hire me, just sayin'. |