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Lia Rushden (_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-12-09 19:37:00

Hey there

So... Can someone please explain to me...

WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK I WOKE UP WITH A GOD DAMN DICK THIS MORNING?

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	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I'll trade you in a heartbeat mate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	....Do you have a vagina? I WILL FUCKING TRADE YOU. I can't handle this thing... My morning pee was the most catastrophic thing ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:19 am UTC (link)
	You gotta hold it mate! Or sit, after a few too many fireswhiskeys, you sit. iN OTHER NEWS. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:20 am UTC (link)
	BUT IT FEELS SO FUCKING WEIRD! Though that second part is good to know... because I think I need to get shitty drunk to deal with this shite... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I AM SO FUCKING LOST! WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm STILl not convinced I'm not hungover. PREEEETTY sure I didn't drink last night, but right now? RIGHT THIS MOMENT? Heh. They jiggle a bit when you jump. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I PROBABLY AM HUNGOVER. BUT I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS ATTACHED TO MY BODY, NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM. ...Tits? Yeah, they fucking do that. That's why they're awesome. Penises? Those fucking blow. Well, that's a lie. I like it on one other person... but not myself. This is bullshite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:33 am UTC (link)
	WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THEY FLOATED. Headed to Pomphrey yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Because that's pretty obvious, durrrr. No. I guarantee you she'll tell you tough shite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Men should be told these things. About losing my dick? I hope to Merlin not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:43 am UTC (link)
	They like fucking chest pillows. Of course they float. Dicks don't float? Yeah... you let me know how that goes. ~~It's a useless trip, trust me. They can't figure shit out unless its a broken bone.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stillgeorge 2015-12-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh. This is Brilliant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaboyscout 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Shove it up your bum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stillgeorge 2015-12-10 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Nope can't. Laughing. Brilliant. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
	SHUT. UP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stillgeorge 2015-12-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Okay yes. Feel bad for you Lia but Ron? As his older brother this is just going to amuse me to pieces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-12-10 03:54 am UTC (link)
	This is a bloody fucking nightmare. Shay just got out of the hospital I had fucking plans I HAVE A DICK (Reply to this) (Parent)

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