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Tweak says, "monkies! MONKEYS I SAY!"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-14 22:12:00

~~Its been three weeks, 4 days and 12 hours since my last hug.~~

Its ten days till Christmas!

Technically nine and a quarter but I'm not counting.

Honest.

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	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I find it one of those important thing to know. Like ice cream flavours ; banana or mint choc chip. Oh and never brown or red sauce. Alays mixed or salad cream on chips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Are you asking me to choose between those? How did we get into ice cream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh its important information . And yes, I am asking you to chose. For instance, whats the worst christmas present you've ever recieved? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Erm. Mint chocolate chip. And, I didn't know it at the time, but my parrot. I was maybe ten or so then. But now he's been dumped on me and he's wretched. ~~Your turn.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_penny
2009-12-15 11:06 pm UTC (link)

Good choice!

You have a parrot? How well trained is he? Does he repeat everything you say/do?

Because I can see how that could be ..complicated. At least he can keep you company and if he's good at repeating words, then he could take the acapella harmonies of songs!

The worst present I ever recieved was ; well, there's two. I recieved a nose hair trimmer once and the other was a selection of mini butters.

To this day, I still don't understand why there is the need for so many packs of butter.

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oneandtwoand
2009-12-15 11:14 pm UTC (link)

He's an African Gray. And I suppose he's well trained in that he doesn't bite and can do some tricks. But as for repeating everything I say, it's more that he picked up a lot of his colorful vocabulary from my dad, which means he's actually just obscene half the time. At least he's smart.

Why would somebody think you need a nose hair trimmer?

You have very ~~strange~~ ~~interesting~~ colorful thoughts.

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	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	A cursing swearing parrot. Now thats a conversation starter. And I have extemely long hair. I plait it most mornings. Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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