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Tweak says, "Time for you to buy a watch."

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-26 18:53:00

I've decided that I'm never moving from this couch again. Or at least not for the next couple of days.

Logically speaking, I think I overate on the third roast potato but - in my defense - they were awfull tasty, ~~and I'd do it again.~~

Theres a pile of presents under the tree, and should your name begin with the letters O, P or M then there is a high likelihood that they are for you.

I'll send them. Once I can move.

And fasten my skirt again.

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	Penny morning_wood 2009-12-26 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	No you don't waddle. Percy was just tearing the mickey out of you. Don't take him seriously...praise him for his sudden attempt at humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Post-consumption of Christmas food is Vulnerable girl time. I can take just about anything but not being accused of waddling. Or requiring oil to be rubbed on my body. Its an image I don't need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny morning_wood 2009-12-26 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Unless he's planning on rubbing oil on you in other ways. Wink wink nudge nudge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Did you just write wink wink nudge nudge?.. Oliver Wood you are priceless. And as for Percy rubbing me down with oil, well I think we're a bit past that stage. I'm not in the habit of letting my friends - even if they are exes - do that. Do we need to have The Talk, Mr Wood? About contraceptive potions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny morning_wood 2009-12-26 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	...Why would we need to have a talk about contraceptive potions? I didn't get anyone preggers did I?! By the way, the twins got me a...toy shaped like a broomstick. I apologize if it ever - for whatever reason - would make it's way into a public area of the flat. I plan on hiding it forever, but you never know. The twins could come over and find it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I just wanted to check you were aware of them. And why are you asking me?! A toy... oh. Oh. Um. Well. Thats a - um - thoughtful gift. Impractical but I'm sure its the gift that keeps on giving. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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