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Tweak says, "42"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-26 18:53:00

I've decided that I'm never moving from this couch again. Or at least not for the next couple of days.

Logically speaking, I think I overate on the third roast potato but - in my defense - they were awfull tasty, ~~and I'd do it again.~~

Theres a pile of presents under the tree, and should your name begin with the letters O, P or M then there is a high likelihood that they are for you.

I'll send them. Once I can move.

And fasten my skirt again.

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	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Post-consumption of Christmas food is Vulnerable girl time. I can take just about anything but not being accused of waddling. Or requiring oil to be rubbed on my body. Its an image I don't need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny morning_wood 2009-12-26 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Unless he's planning on rubbing oil on you in other ways. Wink wink nudge nudge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Did you just write wink wink nudge nudge?.. Oliver Wood you are priceless. And as for Percy rubbing me down with oil, well I think we're a bit past that stage. I'm not in the habit of letting my friends - even if they are exes - do that. Do we need to have The Talk, Mr Wood? About contraceptive potions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny morning_wood 2009-12-26 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	...Why would we need to have a talk about contraceptive potions? I didn't get anyone preggers did I?! By the way, the twins got me a...toy shaped like a broomstick. I apologize if it ever - for whatever reason - would make it's way into a public area of the flat. I plan on hiding it forever, but you never know. The twins could come over and find it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oliver _penny 2009-12-26 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I just wanted to check you were aware of them. And why are you asking me?! A toy... oh. Oh. Um. Well. Thats a - um - thoughtful gift. Impractical but I'm sure its the gift that keeps on giving. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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