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Tweak says, "how do I look"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-07-05 23:12:00

~~I'm going to regret asking this but..~~

I'm counting down the weeks until the new term starts and I find myself with more hours in the day than I know what to do with. Even factoring in the hours that will be devoted to the World Cup (C'mon England!) I cannot spend my summer cooking and baking for hours.

So to that end, I am offering my services as a Charms tutor for those wishing to brush up on basic skills or improve their current levels. A good grounding in Charms is a valuable life-skill that ought not to be ignored simply because one has left school.

Did I mention that the Cup is starting? I have a mountain of food in the kitchen and nowhere to send it ; my best friends have all been put on strict diets involving food with names like alfalfa and edamame.

Which as a name I actually quite like. Edamame would make a good name for a pet rabbit, right?

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	rhythmicfingers 2010-07-06 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Before you didn't tell me your music came from sparkles and all things lovely, now did you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirleymcduke 2010-07-06 04:51 am UTC (link)
	No, but last time I wasn't fucking with you either. You should know better by now, mate, that my soul is not made of sparkles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-07-06 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Can't be too certain when you've got someone as obsessive as you as to what their soul is made of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirleymcduke 2010-07-06 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Would you like to examine it to reassure yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-07-06 05:06 am UTC (link)
	And how exactly would I go about doing that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirleymcduke 2010-07-06 05:08 am UTC (link)
	I hear dementors are good for stuff like that. But, you know, that would probably kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-07-06 05:16 am UTC (link)
	That wouldn't work anyway. They wouldn't spit it back out for me to see. They're greedy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirleymcduke 2010-07-06 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Will you be satisfied if I say my soul is made up of cigarette smoke, guitar solos, and the kind of weird that only a Weird Sister can be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-07-06 05:23 am UTC (link)
	For now I guess. I reserve the right to reexamine it later though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirleymcduke 2010-07-06 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Duly noted. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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