001-- Bulletin Board post
This was schway for like, five minutes. Then I realised I wasn't holding a boom tube anymore and it was 19freaking64. I mean, I guess that'll teach me to pick up things that're just laying around the Batmobile. I probably should have learned that lesson after the incident with the-- nevermind

So I can't find the wires in this thing and I know there's no wireless network for it to opperate over because my cellphone is like a dead brick... a very sleek, and shiny dead brick, but still a dead brick. So I'm going to suspend my disbelief for a second and write something down and see if somehow someone magically answers and tells me what the heck is going on here.

Hi, my name is Max, and three-fourths of the people in this diner are looking at me like I'm a crazy person. If I yell for Superman loud enough and curse Big Barda's name, do I get to go home?