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Tweak says, "Yvan eht nioj!"

Edgar Allan Poe (_quoththeraven) wrote,
@ 2013-08-08 14:55:00

Current mood:	annoyed
Entry tags:	a bit harsh there, day in the life of, does not approve, he actually likes the bird shhh, needs more alcohol

They've send me a bunch of books, self professing to be sci-fi and mystery. Most of them revolve around two young people who are wrong for one another/one claims to loathe the other, and they must save their respective worlds.

As I'm forbidden from setting them afire, I've gone through five bottles of wine before I just wrote 'no' everywhere. If you wish to publish this awful tripe, do it on your own money as I refuse to edit any of these, and you do not wish to learn of my critique involving them as most youths cannot handle such truths.

I'm also in a spot of trouble regarding the bird. Apparently it's illegal to keep it's kind. I told the nice people to please just take it, but instead I just have to pay a fine.

If birds can be smug, this one has mastered it. It's also absconded with my favorite pen, and is sitting on it's perch mocking me as per usual.

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	mootles 2013-08-08 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	lol tear those aspiring authors a new one. also, i has a question. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Through adversity they will learn. I may have an answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mootles 2013-08-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	if they're lucky~ have you heard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	I sense impending doom here, but heard about what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mootles 2013-08-08 04:39 pm UTC (link)
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	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hilarious. Truly, I've never heard that one before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mootles 2013-08-08 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	WELL, you're kinda askin for it. hi, i'm 4chan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Opinions differ. Edgar, a pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mootles 2013-08-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	>2013 >having opinions >top lel yeah. i'm gonna go ahead and call you drinky crow. nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	glottologist 2013-08-08 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	You're one of my favourite people. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Does this mean you'll take the bird off my hands? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	glottologist 2013-08-08 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	That bird is all yours, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-08 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit. One day someone will take it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	formnumberfour 2013-08-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Very little of what's published today is actually worth reading. And it seems you'll never be rid of that bird, poor dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-09 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Yet I must, if I enjoy such liberties as heat and food. It seems so. At least it's given me back my pen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	formnumberfour 2013-08-09 12:52 am UTC (link)
	The things we must do to keep the lights on. And there you are, at least it's not all bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-09 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Better then burning all my furniture again, though. And if you say so. It's still a pest. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	justonemore 2013-08-14 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	You could always set the bird on fire, sweetie. That'd stop the thing, but I suspect it's more of a final solution than you're looking for. Let me take you out away from the terrible books, Edgar. As always the drinks will be on me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_quoththeraven 2013-08-14 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	See, I'm somewhat convinced the bird isn't really mortal. So perhaps it's not a solution. IF you put it like that, how can I refuse. (Reply to this) (Parent)