They've send me a bunch of books, self professing to be sci-fi and mystery. Most of them revolve around two young people who are wrong for one another/one claims to loathe the other, and they must save their respective worlds.
As I'm forbidden from setting them afire, I've gone through five bottles of wine before I just wrote 'no' everywhere. If you wish to publish this awful tripe, do it on your own money as I refuse to edit any of these, and you do not wish to learn of my critique involving them as most youths cannot handle such truths.
I'm also in a spot of trouble regarding the bird. Apparently it's illegal to keep it's kind. I told the nice people to please just take it, but instead I just have to pay a fine.
If birds can be smug, this one has mastered it. It's also absconded with my favorite pen, and is sitting on it's perch mocking me as per usual.
As I'm forbidden from setting them afire, I've gone through five bottles of wine before I just wrote 'no' everywhere. If you wish to publish this awful tripe, do it on your own money as I refuse to edit any of these, and you do not wish to learn of my critique involving them as most youths cannot handle such truths.
I'm also in a spot of trouble regarding the bird. Apparently it's illegal to keep it's kind. I told the nice people to please just take it, but instead I just have to pay a fine.
If birds can be smug, this one has mastered it. It's also absconded with my favorite pen, and is sitting on it's perch mocking me as per usual.