I just want to see more creative deaths on the news. Instead of ‘male shot over a 40 ounce’ we could have something like ‘husband ate last cookie so wife eviscerated him, was later found trying to feed intestines to stray dogs.’ Or ‘local campus co-ed impaled on top of memorial statue after giving longtime boyfriend a social disease.’ Make these killings worth the effort.
Why are we caring about the women and their honor? Oh, right because a lot of them play damsel in distress. I think we know where I stand on that one.
Or you get thrown in juvie. *snort* That’s always an option too.