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Sin (_sin_) wrote,
@ 2012-05-08 17:48:00

Alright, kiddies. Someone, anyone, want to explain this fascination with guns? I’m honestly so damn tired of waking up to the news channel telling me so and so was shot in the face. It’s old, it’s boring, and if we are being completely honest here, guns are for pussies. Wow, you killed someone from across the room, slow fucking clap for you. Do it right, get in nice and close and slice someone open. Stop being so afraid to get your hands dirty. Now if anyone needs me I will be boycotting the news channels until once again someone can do something spectacular to impress me, you know, when they find a nice collection of body parts stored in jars in a basement.

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domdraven
2012-05-08 10:08 pm UTC (link)

You know, I'd love to go back to when there was honor in knives and swords. Swords were well loved things, that were named. It was an honor to have a good sword in your collection, so that should someone challenge your honor you were able to defend the honor of yourself as well as the honor of your lady. If you noticed, when guns came into play? There was a nice big decline in these fights for honor once guns came into play. What honor was there in pacing twelve paces and shooting each other? I'd rather see a bow and arrow used, if you're going to shoot someone. There are no more fights over honor, no more protecting your woman's honor. In this day and age, what it means to defend your woman's honor is that a man called her a whore and then you punched him in the jaw, then if you're like most sissy men out there you end up with your ass being handed to you.

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_sin_
2012-05-08 10:16 pm UTC (link)

I just want to see more creative deaths on the news. Instead of ‘male shot over a 40 ounce’ we could have something like ‘husband ate last cookie so wife eviscerated him, was later found trying to feed intestines to stray dogs.’ Or ‘local campus co-ed impaled on top of memorial statue after giving longtime boyfriend a social disease.’ Make these killings worth the effort.

Why are we caring about the women and their honor? Oh, right because a lot of them play damsel in distress. I think we know where I stand on that one.

Or you get thrown in juvie. *snort* That’s always an option too.

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	domdraven 2012-05-09 12:07 am UTC (link)
	This is why you don't have many friends, you're absolutely nuts. I've been watching the History Channel too much. Please turn the tv off? Let's go to juvie. It sounds like a fun time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dezklein 2012-05-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I am seconding this. That is being extremely funny. I am laughing so very hard. Except that I am her friend, and I am a bit concerned what this is meaning for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I like it that way. I suppose I could. Or, OR I could let you ramble off more facts about women and protecting them. I'll turn it off. I thought he would throw something at you for that. Damn it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	domdraven 2012-05-09 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Tequila. The end. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dezklein 2012-05-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
	You can be teaching a class on creative killing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't have the patience required to instruct anyone in anything, otherwise I'd say it was a halfway decent idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dezklein 2012-05-09 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I am thinking that if I get you really drunk and take you down to the south side, you will be more than willing to be showing off your teaching skills on camera! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Why does that sound like plans to blackmail me to hell and back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dezklein 2012-05-15 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 01:37 am UTC (link)
	You're a freak. And somehow, I doubt you're going to ever be shot. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
	You could say that. Probably not, never had a gun pointed at me yet. I would be more dissappointed than anything if I were to get shot because they clearly weren't driven enough to want to feel my blood on their fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 01:51 am UTC (link)
	That is a lovely mental image. I know I want to feel your blood on my fingers one day. No. No I do not. I hope, for your sake, you never get shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jaydewilson 2012-05-09 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Stop hitting on Sin, Pacey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Fuck off. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
	The chance has come and gone. Maybe next lifetime we'll see if you can win a prize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 02:40 am UTC (link)
	If you believe in that sort of thing. Me, I could just use a broken bottle if I didn't have reasons to keep you alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Someone's feeling cocky tonight. You never cease to amuse me. For the record though, let's hear this list of reasons why you're keeping me alive. We already did mine for you, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-09 03:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm only alive because you like Jayde. We've covered that, yeah. That's basically the only reason you're alive. She likes you. And you're worth a drink. Though you've now caused me more problems than normal. The list grew excessively shorter in the past two hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Whenever you feel big enough we can always try it again. I have the feeling you couldn't go all the way through with it. You'd probably stop after I let out the first whimper and that's such a shame, Fratboy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	m_collocott 2012-05-11 02:09 am UTC (link)
	You're a psychopath. Did you know that? I'm not a killer, I'm a lover. A damn good one, at that. Too bad you missed out by running away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kayfabert 2012-05-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Wow, all the death threats up in hurr are making me feel at home! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	evabradmore 2012-05-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
	The best part is that a couple of the ones who are threatening each other are dating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayfabert 2012-05-09 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is why I'm single! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome home? Don't mind the blood stains on the carpet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayfabert 2012-05-09 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Cold water gets 'em out. Makes it easier to lure new victims in if the place doesn't look so sketch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure the bloodstains aren't half as off-putting as the actual decor of the place itself, but should probably clean those up anyway. >.> Then if you get past both of those, there's always the inhabitants. We're not so bad though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayfabert 2012-05-09 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You seem like fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-09 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Since you're obviously not squeamish, I would be to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayfabert 2012-05-10 04:04 am UTC (link)
	We should grab a drink or something, new friend o mine! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_sin_ 2012-05-10 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Make it any date other than one between the 16 and 18 and you're on. There's apparently a huge one year closer to dying celebration for me being planned that requires all three of those. Should probably be more worried than I am. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_sin_ 2012-05-10 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Actually make that not the 16-18 for a shoot and not the 25-27 for the closer to death celebrations. I should not type and try to read a calender at the same time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kayfabert 2012-05-13 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Any day not a Friday or a Wednesday in that period, and I'm FREEEE! (Reply to this) (Parent)