Warnings: AR in that the war is over and our boys survived. Also, Percy is single, and, Tonks who?
Notes: Written for Snupin Santa Exchange 2008, Andreanna asked for scar worship, romance, voyeurism/outsider's perspective, first time sex, awkward sex, threesome, double penetration, and public sex.

Many thanks to betas Snegurochka and Persevero, for repairing many hideous and embarrassing errors of word usage, punctuation and grammar, for Brit-picking and hand-holding. Any mistakes are mine, because I can't quit tinkering.

Summary: Percy was staring, and Percy got caught.

( What Happened to Percy )

Title: "I Said, Detention, Mr. Weasley."
Author: smoke
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Lupin/Snape/Charlie
Challenge: Fantasy Fest 2008 (lupin_snape)
Short Fic Prompt 16: PWP: Both S & L discover the other has raunchy fantasies about Charlie. Est.relshp or no. End in 3some. PoA or OotP bonus! 18+!
Word Count: ~7,000
Summary: See prompt.
Disclaimer: The usual.
Warnings/Kinks: Almost crack, biting, blood, caning, dirty talk, felching, harsh sex, detention fantasy, (somewhat) innocent Charlie, predatory Snape, and a little leather
Notes: Set GoF year. This fic tried very hard to be crack. I fought it, but am not sure I won. Many thanks to shipchan and persevero for lightning fast beta work and Brit-picking. All remaining errors are mine.

This was a

at Eros and Sappho for August 2010.

( To Detention )

Title: Friend or Foe
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Kink(s): Dub-con, Bestiality
Challenge: Howl-o-Ween 2007 at Pervy Werewolf
Prompt: There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery. ~Joseph Conrad
Word Count: Just under 4,000
Summary: When Padfoot and Prongs come back for Moony, will he go? Are they really his friends, or some Dark Magic?
Warning: Contains fruitcake
Notes: This takes place after OotP, during the fall of HBP. Thanks to snegurochka_lee and busaikko for beta help. They did their best – any screw-ups are mine 'cause I can't stop tinkering.

( Is it time for the story yet? )

Then we have the suggestive and fluffy Drabbles, written to prompt for lupin100, snape100 or snupin100, with the exception of a Birthday Drabble for aunty_marion.

All ratings.

( This way.... )

For the February Fuq Fest at LJ's pervy_werewolf

Title: Fire and Ice
Author: smoke
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink: ice play, temperature play, wax play, blood, whipping, bondage, Alpha!Remus, mind-fuckery
Challenge: February Fuq ~ Remus/Percy and ice play were both assigned
A/N: I chose Anniversary. My thanks to busaikko for beta help.

( Fire and Ice )

Birthday Fic for busaikko!

Title: The Hunt
Author: smoke
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Remus, Bill, Charlie
Kinks: Alpha Remus, Weasleycest, rough sex, oral, anal, hand job, frottage, felching, snowballing, rimming, biting, licking, hunting, a little dirty talk, and general rolling about in the dirt
Summary: It's the night before the full moon, and Charlie wants to join his big brother and Remus in their night out. The condition is that he gets to be the prey in their all night hunt.

This story assumes the relationship between Remus and Bill that was built in Alpha Wolf, a story co-authored by snegurochka_lee and myself. Thanks to schemingreader for last minute beta help.

The has become a

at The Burrow for May of 2007. Thank you Admins!

( This way to the carnage. )

Title: Coprolalia
Author: smoke
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Snupin
Kink(s): Dirty Talk
Notes: This scene was written to go with karasu_hime's brilliant pic from LMoM, Coprolalia: Getting aroused from obscene or vulgar language. Thanks to busaikko for beta help.

( Coprolalia )

Title: Hunter's Moon
Author: smoke
Rating: NC17
Pairing: RL/SS
Challenge: Christmas Kink 2006, Pervy Werewolf Fanciers
Summary/Warning:Written for snegurochka_lee who asked for "Bestiality, baby!" Hope you like it.
Notes: Thanks to busaikko for the beta and writing help.

( Hunter's Moon )

Title: Chamber Music: A Quartet
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus, Sirius, James, Lily
Kink(s): Dirty talk, object insertion, oral sex, and first time
Notes: Lily and James are about to get married, but Lily wants to be sure about a few things first. She goes to Remus and Sirius for help. Contains both het and slash.

Thanks to busaikko for beta help. This wrote itself while hashing out snegurochka_lee's The Tale of the Virgin War.

( Chamber Music )

A/N – Several months ago, I wrote a story in drabble form for LJ Community lupin100. At the end of the week, I was encouraged by a few demented individuals to continue. For five weeks, I could write with-in the prompts, then... I couldn't. The completed story turned out to contain more than thirty drabbles.

Note: These drabbles are snapshots of a story. There may be minutes, days, or weeks, between each one.

almost_clara did an fabulous illustration of the "chat" Lupin had with Draco. You can view it here.

Summary: The war is over. Snape is running – a wanted man, and Lupin decides it's time to go after what he's always wanted. There are problems, however.

Thanks to snegurochka_lee for beta help.

( I'm Not Gay )

Another delightful (for me anyway) collaboration with busaikko. This time, it is not crack fic. No, really. A nice, simple, fluffy little piece of porn.

It all started with dinner at the busaikko abode and mini-busaikko wanting Mommy to 'tickle the goldfish.' Now, that produced all kinds of thoughts - none of which were fit for the dining table, but which were generously shared on LJ. I started it off in comments and - as fate would have it - it continued.

( Tickling the Goldfish )

This started out with someone (who shall remain nameless) posting an orphan phrase on her (busaikko) LJ and inviting people to play. What follows is comment porn. No plan, no format, no anything, except the alternating thoughts of a couple of... odd minds.

NC17 - Warnings: Crack!fic, voyeurism, dubcon, noncon, threesome (foursome?), broomstick abuse, chicken abuse, perverse use of pudding, bondage, bullying, electrocution, underage drinking – am I missing anything? The Marauders as you've never seen them before (and never hope to see them again). BTW, I believe the boys are old enough, although maybe they're not.

Edit: It has been suggested that this little gem should be prefaced by a beverage warning, so this is it.

Many thanks to my wonderful beta for risking severe ocular damage giving this a brief once-over. (She made me take her name out.)

( You have been warned. )

(She dared me to post this - it's not my fault!)

Title: Alpha Wolf
Chapter 1, Alpha
Author: Snegurochka
Pairing: Remus Lupin/ Bill Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus feels the new werewolf in town is threatening his authority. He decides to teach the challenger a lesson.

Notes:
This story was co-authored with Snegurochka. She wrote the first chapter and I was so... inspired... I wrote the second. We carried on alternating chapters until the last chapter with was written by both of us.

More of her excellent writing can be found at her website.

Runner Up for Best Adult Slash Fic of Round Five of the Multifaceted Awards.




at The Burrow, November 2005

( Chapter 1 )

Title: Pity
Pairing: Lupin/Black
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus and Sirius share some... thoughts in the front yard of a Godric's Hollow home.
Thanks to snegurochka_ for beta help.

( Pity )

Title: That's What Friends Are For....
Pairings: multiple - but not all at once
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five vignettes dealing with sex and friendship.
Warnings: Slash, incest, animal sex, BDSM, and general poor taste. If you’re easily squicked, please don’t bother reading.

Many thanks to Snegurochka for beta’ing.

( Five unrelated smut bunnies. )

Title: Power Play
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: D/s, BDSM, violence, bestiality, graphic sex.
Summary: Lupin was surprised to learn of Snape’s submissive side, and stunned when the Potions Master offered that submission up as a gift to him. He grabbed it without thinking, but did the werewolf bite off more than he could chew?

Notes: Two parts - complete. A little angst, but mostly an excuse to write smut. Set in the first half of the school year after OotP, but written before HBP.

The Hanky Code exists in some fetish clubs as a way for like-minded individuals to get together in a more expedient fashion. The color of the handkerchief indicates the person’s particular proclivity, and the pocket that it’s worn in indicates whether they top or bottom. (Black is heavy BDSM.) Before anyone yells at me for not knowing my left from my right, I want to say that I have heard that the steering wheel is not the only thing our Right Pondian friends put on the opposite side.

The hanky idea was inspired by katekintail’s Colored Hankie Series. The writing of a smutty Snupin was inspired by Razzberry and Snegurochka.

Winner of Best Adult Slash, Round Four, Multifaceted Awards.




at Eros & Sappho, September 2005

Many thanks to Odd Doll, Snegurochka, and Rayvyn for their excellent work as betas.

( Power Play )

This is the third entry in the Highly Unlikely Challenge. This story was adapted to fit the challenge from another story of the same name. It was my first foray into slash.

( Rules )
Title: When Opportunity Knocks
Pairing: Snape, Black
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape takes advantage of a discovery.

Before alterations, this was Beta’d by Moaning Myrtle.
( When Opportunity Knocks )

This was the original story, written while I was still working on my over-long het story. Snape was giving me a hard time, and I was a bit annoyed with him. My first slash.

Title: When Opportunity Knocks
Pairing: Snape/Black
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Snape decides to take advantage of a new discovery.

Special thanks to the Marvelous Moaning Myrtle for Beta services.

( When Opportunity Knocks )

Title: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
Pairing: Snape/Myself
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When the lines between fantasy and reality blur....

This was written for The Potion Master's Muse's Mary Sue Challenge, and tied for fifth place out of twelve.

( Rules )

Thanks to Marvelous Moaning Myrtle, Beta Mistress Extraordinaire.
( It Was a Dark and Stormy Night )