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Stork ([info]_stork_) wrote,
@ 2010-02-06 19:58:00

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I just got an e-mail about a...a....

PLAGUE OF DOOM!!!!

I am NOT leaving this room FOR ANYTHING. FULL QUARANTINE MODE!

Oh god...oh god... I can't breathe! I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!! I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT! HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE IT? I feel clammy and light headed! Oh god.....

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[info]strange_vision
2010-02-07 01:21 am UTC (link)
WHOA WHOA! Calm down there!

Um, they don't know the symptoms yet, but, like, they're saying people are more likely to get it if they've been outside, I think? That's what I've HEARD. I could be wrong!

And, er, if you're not going to leave your room, do you NEED anything?

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[info]_stork_
2010-02-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
Calm down!? WHO ARE YOU?

I haven't been outside in...a while. THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?

I appreciate the offer but everything out there could be contaminated! You could be contaminated!

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[info]aerrow
2010-02-07 01:34 am UTC (link)
Stork! Calm down. Just calm down, okay? I'm sure everything will be okay.

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[info]_stork_
2010-02-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY.

I COULD BE DYING! I can't calm down Aerrow! I'm shaking and I think I have a fever and I'M GONNA PASS OUT!

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[info]aerrow
2010-02-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
No. Stork. Remember the breathing techniques we tried? Breathe in, breathe out. Have to calm down, buddy.

I'm coming to check on you.

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[info]_stork_
2010-02-07 01:41 am UTC (link)
I CAN'T I'M HYPERVENTILATING! I need a paper bag! THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO RIGHT? I DON'T HAVE ONE!

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[info]aerrow
2010-02-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
I'm bringing you a paper bag. Right now.

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