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Tweak says, "Frank-N-Furter we meet at last"

Stork (_stork_) wrote,
@ 2010-02-06 19:58:00

I just got an e-mail about a...a....

PLAGUE OF DOOM!!!!

I am NOT leaving this room FOR ANYTHING. FULL QUARANTINE MODE!

Oh god...oh god... I can't breathe! I'M HYPERVENTILATING!!!! I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT! HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE IT? I feel clammy and light headed! Oh god.....

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	aerrow 2010-02-07 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Stork! Calm down. Just calm down, okay? I'm sure everything will be okay. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-02-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
	EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY. I COULD BE DYING! I can't calm down Aerrow! I'm shaking and I think I have a fever and I'M GONNA PASS OUT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aerrow 2010-02-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
	No. Stork. Remember the breathing techniques we tried? Breathe in, breathe out. Have to calm down, buddy. I'm coming to check on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_stork_ 2010-02-07 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I CAN'T I'M HYPERVENTILATING! I need a paper bag! THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO RIGHT? I DON'T HAVE ONE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aerrow 2010-02-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm bringing you a paper bag. Right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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