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Stork ([info]_stork_) wrote,
@ 2010-04-27 19:41:00

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The mirror in my room....has SHATTERED. And not like...something hit it and it broke. Like it EXPLODED RANDOMLY. And not only that! Even the mirror I have hidden near the door so I can see people coming around the corner is SHATTERED AS WELL. I have heard other tales of mirrors breaking around here.

THIS IS A SURE SIGN OF DOOM.


I can FEEL it.

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[info]_stork_
2010-04-28 12:20 am UTC (link)
....Wonderful?

WONDERFUL!? PIPER. This had better be SARCASM.

IMMINENT DOOM I TELL YOU. Nothing good can come of this!




Wait.....YOU GOT SHOT???

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[info]boysaredumb
2010-04-28 12:22 am UTC (link)
Of COURSE it's sarcasm, you idiot.

And yes. I got shot. Well, my arm just got grazed, but it still technically counts.

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[info]claudiadonovan
2010-04-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
See? Next time when I say shoot, you'll shoot.

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[info]boysaredumb
2010-04-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
I SHOT! Not my fault the other guy was quicker and I'm not used to Earth guns!

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[info]claudiadonovan
2010-04-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
It's hardly a normal gun, Piper! It's a Tesla. You gotta get used to it.

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[info]claudiadonovan
2010-04-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
_stork_ I AM CLAUDIA DONOVAN. I'm Piper's boss.

We were attempting to retrieve an artifact and we got shot at. I said shoot and she didn't! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIRROR.

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[info]_stork_
2010-04-28 03:32 am UTC (link)
HOLD ON A SECOND. YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME HEART PALPITATIONS.

Claudiadonovan is it? WHO ARE YOU!?

WHY ARE PEOPLE BEING SHOT!?

What the hell is going on in this CHINA place??? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MIRRORS!?

THERE IS GLASS EVERYWHERE! Every. Where. THIS IS HAZARDOUS TO MY HEALTH (which is surely already failing)!

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[info]_stork_
2010-04-28 01:12 am UTC (link)
Apparently you became MEAN and ANGRY whilst there as well...

Of course it counts! THAT IS A BULLET WOUND. Are you alright? I hope so. You better be, because you know I can't handle the sight of blood...

BE WARY OF INFECTION AND POSSIBLE GANGRENE.

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[info]boysaredumb
2010-04-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
I'm fine, I PROMISE. And there's no blood or infection or gangrene or ANYTHING -- Claudia made sure I got patched up properly.

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[info]_stork_
2010-04-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
Okay good.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MIRRORS?

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