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Stork ([info]_stork_) wrote,
@ 2010-05-09 20:14:00

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WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

My number 1 hoe BELLKT got arrested!? OH HELL NO. I'm gonna blow up that fuckin' police station and break that bitch out! JUST TRY AND STOP ME! Don't worry ladies, I'll be back soon.

NOTHING CAN STOP STORK!








CHICKA-CHA!


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[info]_stork_
2010-05-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
Alright man, apparently you need an UPDATE! CHECK IT:

I AM THE REAL STORK FROM NOW ON.

SHIT DOESN'T GET REALER THAN THIS. The old Stork was totally lame anyways, I'm a MILLION times more awesome!

THE NEW STORK, (AKA AIODE'S VERITABLE NEW GOD) USES WHATEVER CATCH PHRASES HE DAMN WELL PLEASES.

Suck it.

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 12:39 am UTC (link)
YOU TELL HIM, BABE!


you're so hot when you get mad and use big words.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
I GET MAD AND USE BIG WORDS TOO!

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 12:49 am UTC (link)
But Stork knows how to show a girl a good time.

Stop dragging your feet and get with it, little Finnster.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 12:58 am UTC (link)
OH YEAH? WELL I KNOW HOW TO SHOW GIRLS FANTASTIC TIMES - MIND-BLOWING TIMES!

I am not little.

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 01:02 am UTC (link)
Oh really?

Care to prove it? I'm always open for new theories.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 01:10 am UTC (link)
To Katie, yes. You? not after doing stuff with Stork..

HELL. YES.
Can't believe I'm going to say this on here..
You ready to get rug burn because I'm totally going to rock your world!

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
Oooh, you play rough? Kinky.

I am totally into that. I'll be there in five, I'm sure Stork won't mind me doing some charity work.

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[info]_stork_
2010-05-10 12:44 am UTC (link)
Girl, I'm ALWAYS hot.

How'd you like that explosion hotness? Did that myself. FUCK THE POLICE.

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 12:45 am UTC (link)
Explosions turn me on.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 12:45 am UTC (link)
NO, YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO... NOT STORK!

YOU ARE NOT THE REAL STORK! THE REAL STORK IS, WELL HE'S AWESOME IN HIS LIKE, OWN WAY AND STUFF. AND HE'S GOTTEN US OUT OF A LOT OF TIGHT SPOTS AND HE'S THE GREATEST CARRIER PILOT EVER!

YOU ARE JUST A PHONY!!! NOTHING!

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 12:51 am UTC (link)
YOU DO NOT TALK TO THE STORK THAT WAY!

Shut your mouth if you know what's good for you.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 12:55 am UTC (link)
Katie, I love you - not you specifically since you're kind of not her, but you get what I mean I hope - don't do this. Please.

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[info]bellkt
2010-05-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
Do what? Stork?

Too late.

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[info]_stork_
2010-05-10 12:58 am UTC (link)
Chicka-cha.

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[info]finnthegomo
2010-05-10 12:59 am UTC (link)

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