Did you know that German Chocolate Cake isn't German? The chocolate used in the cake was made by an Englishman named Samuel German and was called Baker's German's Sweet Chocolate, and some 50s homemaker in Texas came up with the cake using that chocolate.

I guess over the years the possessive in German's Chocolate Cake was dropped.

I guess Texas can be secretly awesome. They gave us a damn good cake.

Yes, I'm bored.

[X-Factor]
Why can't there be some idiot in a mask trying to rob a bank or something?