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X-servers [May. 24th, 2009|04:20 am]
Question for the ages: Do you think if the shamwow guy and the oxyclean guy had a sell off they could possibly break each other so those annoying infomercials don't get aired anymore?

I can't sleep, and them being on the television is just annoying me.

Hey, Kevin, Jimmy. Monday's cookout I call dibs on making burgers. I make awesome burgers.
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[May. 10th, 2009|11:38 pm]
Alex )
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X-servers [Apr. 30th, 2009|01:49 pm]
Things you learn when bored and recovering...

The View has to be the most annoying show not hosted by a man name Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity to ever be put on the air.

Ellen is not as funny as she is when doing stand-up.

Soap operas suck more than I remember, and I'm in a generation that remembers Marlena's demon possession when I was a kid.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Nanny, and The Golden Girls come on about two hundred times a day, but only the Golden Girls has the ultimate get in my head and die there theme song.

Mothers are annoying after emergency surgery. Who knew?

Anything not news is my favorite station, with TCM leading the pack. Because the news is stupid and makes me feel nauseous, because all they're talking about is us an

X-factor )
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X-Factor [Apr. 8th, 2009|05:18 pm]
Wednesday? Bah. I'm bored and going to the beach. Anyone want to come with? I really don't want to take a book.

It'll distract me.

Also, I know that we're supposed to stay put, but I really want to go to Chicago and wrap some cars around some people's heads.
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|11:40 pm]
Did you know that German Chocolate Cake isn't German? The chocolate used in the cake was made by an Englishman named Samuel German and was called Baker's German's Sweet Chocolate, and some 50s homemaker in Texas came up with the cake using that chocolate.

I guess over the years the possessive in German's Chocolate Cake was dropped.

I guess Texas can be secretly awesome. They gave us a damn good cake.

Yes, I'm bored.

[X-Factor]
Why can't there be some idiot in a mask trying to rob a bank or something?
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001 [Feb. 14th, 2009|05:28 pm]
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Alex )

I don't like Valentine's day. I don't loathe it or anything, but it's such a not holiday for me that I never could bring myself to really care about it. I mean even the seasonal Valentine's candy sucks. I don't mean the chocolates because they are great, and they're also available year round. It's just in a regular box as opposed to a heart one. I'm talking about those stupid candy hearts that have had the said the same stupid sayings since the beginning of time.

When they're finally updated, they say things like, "I'll fax you." I don't know which is more dumb that saying or the fact that a candy was designed that tastes like chalk.

Girls, our secret is out. We LOVE to spend our Saturday night chained to a fax machine waiting for love letters sent via fax.
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