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Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-23 20:48:00

Entry tags:

glitches, no reason to panic, uh-oh

Amber: Nothing to see here
Sorry about posting twice in one day (What am I, Twitter?) but I just wanted to reassure everyone that the services outages are totally over and everything is fine. No reason to panic or freak out. On a site as big and heavily-trafficked as Facebook, there's bound to be a few glitches. It's all totally normal.

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Jesus jesus jesus oh god fuck I can't feel my fingers or toes what the hell is this?!

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	Amber friendme_ 2010-09-24 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Can you normally feel your toes? Like, enough to notice that you can't feel them? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Marcus friendme_ 2010-09-24 12:58 am UTC (link)
	THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS, YOU IDIOT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amber friendme_ 2010-09-24 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I KNOW IT'S FUCKING SERIOUS, I WAS ASKING A SERIOUS QUESTION. I'm pretty sure I can't feel my toes either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marcus friendme_ 2010-09-24 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what caused it, that's what's freaking me out. Last time it was a DOS attack. Marcus, I swear to God, if this was Alli, I'm going to kill her. I know I've threatened to do that before, usually to Chris, but I will murder her. Like, I will take her head off with a machine gun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amber friendme_ 2010-09-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, calm down, it wasn't Alli. Girl's a fucking mess right now, she's not going to be launching any DOS attacks. If I thought it was Alli, I'd have punched her in the head myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marcus friendme_ 2010-09-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Good. I wasn't looking forward to hiding the body anyway. I do not need this right now, dammit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Amber friendme_ 2010-09-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Is it fixed? I've looked through what feels like several miles of code and can't find anything wrong, but you usually know before I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marcus friendme_ 2010-09-24 01:11 am UTC (link)
	It's fixed, as far as I know. I've been checking, the techs have been checking. The site's running normally now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hatemachine 2010-09-24 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I can smell your panic like fear on a rat. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-25 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Alli. Sweetie. Was this your doing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-09-25 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Nah. Why would I do that? You're boring and don't piss me off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-09-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh good. ~~I was not looking forward to murdering you.~~ Speaking of...oddness, how are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-09-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm sparkly and skipping along, same as always. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)