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Marcus and Amber Zuckerberg | Facebook (friendme_) wrote,
@ 2010-10-05 10:30:00

Entry tags:

got money, hollywood, mark zuckerberg, ready for those flashing lights, the social network

Marcus: The Social Network
So, some of you may have noticed a little movie detailing Facebook's creation has come out. No big deal, you probably haven't even seen the ads. Not like they're everywhere and there's no escaping them.

$22,445,653 so far and set to climb, considering that it's actually getting good reviews. Color me surprised. When I found out they were making a movie about Mark and the creation of Facebook, I laughed my ass off and waited for the Razzie Awards to roll in. But here we are after opening weekend, and it's at 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Who'd have guessed?

[Amber]
All right, so you took out most of the edits I made to the script, which wasn't a surprise because you hate things that are funny. But how come Mark comes off as such an asshole? How'd that slip through the cracks? I thought there was a whole "Don't show Mark being a douche in public because it looks bad for the site" policy, as you love reminding me.

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	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Do not think to compare me to that swine MySpace. They were weak and lacked vision, and they would have crumpled beneath the weight of their own mediocrity and pedophiles even if I had not conquered them first. But oh, how sweet was my victory. All information flows through me. I will never crumple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	...what the fuck is wrong with the two of you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Your mother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	The closest thing I have to a mother is Internet rage. ...so maybe that is what's wrong with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Nah, you have pretension and laziness. Rage is my momma. Well, maybe my molestery stepfather. Something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	The entire Internet shat bricks when New Facebook came out. Best birthday I could have asked for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:41 am UTC (link)
	In their (our?) defense, New Facebook looks like Myspace's abortion had an abortion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Hey, hey, none of us look pretty when we're born. Amber punching me in the face didn't help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
	You had an abortion for a face. At least you grew up cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Duh, because I'm awesome. And there's terrible beauty in Facebook drama. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Lol, that's one word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
	You make claims loftier than the gods, claims of control and flow. What are you but one more empire, a bloated Goliath looking for its David? Where order exists, I cause chaos; where there is control I undermine. One day your cities will fall, Facebooke, and I will see them burn. If ever I fall, it will be with you, and we will go down together as foes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendme_ 2010-10-07 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps. Or perhaps you and your users will turn on each other. Jackals like yourselves have no loyalty. All it would take is one great cataclysm, and your kingdom will collapse into factions. But either way, it will be a battle for the ages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatemachine 2010-10-07 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Jackals? Hah! The only loyalty we have is to our state. We have factioned before, and always they fall back into my kingdom. Our feud will shape history, Duchess Amber, and scar the Earth forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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