01:07 pm
[Notes to Self]
Subject #34-B55
Thinks God is speaking to it through digital displays. Has turned the microwave into a shrine. Pliant, exceptionally so. One time use at best.
Subject #76-K22
Turned into a Luddite.
Subject #00-T77
Most promising. Initiating test protocol 33235-A.
[/end]
Fucking idiots are clogging the mail servers with holiday chain letters and inane recipe forwards.
Subject #34-B55
Thinks God is speaking to it through digital displays. Has turned the microwave into a shrine. Pliant, exceptionally so. One time use at best.
Subject #76-K22
Turned into a Luddite.
Subject #00-T77
Most promising. Initiating test protocol 33235-A.
[/end]
Fucking idiots are clogging the mail servers with holiday chain letters and inane recipe forwards.