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Tweak says, "The enemy base is down"

Augusta Longbottom (idesofmarch_) wrote,
@ 2016-11-27 14:29:00

We have no more tables available at The Gilded Griffin until late January, and that's only if I like you.

[Frank]
What do you want for Christmas?

[Daphne]
A belated congratulations on your new position, Lady Daphne. I do hope Lady Yaxley appreciates your talents as much as the rest of us.

[Fletcher]
You'll never guess who I bumped into at the local Macmillans' store this morning.

[Pettigrew]
I'm starting to believe our King may be cursed. Curious, don't you think?

[Augusta's employees]
A noble lord stepped on my foot at the gala in Knightsbridge last night and his apology was as poorly executed as his outfit. I want his name and sexual fetishes (real or not) scrawled on every bathroom wall between St Paul's and Hampstead Heath. Little shit.
[ooc - if anyone wants a funny side plot, feel free!]

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	Augusta mr_fletcher 2016-11-27 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well, don't leave me hanging, love... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Fletcher idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Your ex-wife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta mr_fletcher 2016-11-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Which one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fletcher idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	The one with the cracking figure but nothing between her ears. The look she gave me could have curdled dairy and she was the one buying gin at seven in the morning, not me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta mr_fletcher 2016-11-27 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Ah so the bitch, not the whore. Well, the whore had a cracking figure too, but the bitch was the one with the taste for gin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Fletcher -

idesofmarch_, 2016-11-27 09:00 pm UTC

Augusta -

mr_fletcher, 2016-11-27 09:12 pm UTC

Fletcher -

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Augusta -

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	Lady Augusta dirty_rat 2016-11-27 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Curious indeed. How could our King have gotten cursed, I wonder? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Peter idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Who could possibly say? But if the King - a man of absolute power and influence, a man who - on a mere whim - could change the course of succession, if he could be corrupted...well, people would certainly rethink the system, wouldn't they? A definite blow to the monarchy if any of these rumours are true. Or even if they're not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Augusta dirty_rat 2016-11-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Well if that were indeed the case, I could not possibly imagine the repercussions. Why, the entire state of our political foundation would be shaken to it's very core. Rumor or not, eh? Humor me, dear Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Peter

idesofmarch_
2016-11-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)

And what an awful shame that would be. One pull on the right thread and the whole tapestry will fall to ruin. If someone does have control over the man, then they surely know this.

Orion has been acting a little strangely lately, it's true. And what Kingdom wants a mad King? If people were to lose faith and start questioning the current regime - truly questioning it - it would provide a suitable foundation for a ~~revolution~~ diplomatic discussion.

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Augusta -

dirty_rat, 2016-11-28 08:52 pm UTC

Peter -

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	holdmybeer 2016-11-27 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't think you liked anyone, Gran. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Less hassle this way. [Neville] And is there anything you'd particularly like for Christmas? Don't worry, I've already got you the traditional set of ridiculous pyjamas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holdmybeer 2016-11-27 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	I figured. Gran For Mum and Dad to get off my case about dating. That'd be grand. And your ridiculous pyjama sets are always my favourite gift of the year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Neville idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Why are they on your case? And just you wait until you see the beauties I've got for you this year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Gran -

holdmybeer, 2016-11-27 06:41 pm UTC

Neville -

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Neville -

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	Matron Longbottom \| Lady Daphne _laurels 2016-11-27 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for your kind kind words. I'm happy with the outcome and a chance to broaden my market. Though I could continue with small talk, I know it isn't your favourite past time. Is there any way I could be a service to you? I'd be happy to oblige to the best of my abilities. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Matron Longbottom \| Lady Daphne idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	If she mistreats you in anyway, be sure to let me know. I can deal with it subtly, and your career needn't be damaged. There is a high-stake poker game in Tokyo on Friday night. You ought to come with me, it would be mutually beneficial. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matron Longbottom \| Lady Daphne _laurels 2016-11-27 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I will keep that in mind. I'd hate to ~~waste~~use such powerful weaponry. I'll pack a bag. Should I set my own arrangements? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Matron Longbottom \| Lady Daphne idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Of course not, you are my guest. I shall be staying at the Chinzanso hotel, and I have already booked you a private room on the floor below. It has a balcony and free room service. Come to The Gilded Griffin on Thursday evening, and we can arrange travel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Matron Longbottom | Lady Daphne -

_laurels, 2016-11-28 05:52 pm UTC

Matron Longbottom | Lady Daphne -

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Matron Longbottom | Lady Daphne -

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Matron Longbottom | Lady Daphne -

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	Mother trialbyerror 2016-11-27 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	World peace. Oh and a new watch if it's not too much. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Frank idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Cute. Perhaps if I get you a watch, you may be able to time your jokes better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mother trialbyerror 2016-11-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Always a critic. Do your son a favor and tell him what you know about a criminal named Robal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Frank idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	You're a fine one to talk. Not heard that name in a long time. Why is he of interest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mother -

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Frank -

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Frank -

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	Lady Augusta dialectical 2016-11-27 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Hi Lady Augusta! The all-star quidditch game I'm organizing to help werewolves is going so well that I'm going to organize a second match that will be all people who don't play quidditch professionally. James Potter has already agreed to be a team captain, but I need to recruit a captain for the other team and I think you'd be really brilliant at it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Victoria idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, darling girl. Whilst I applaud your enthusiasm and cause, I hope you're not suggesting I get within three yards of a broomstick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lady Augusta dialectical 2016-11-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're not good at flying? For some reason I thought you would be. I could help you if you want to learn! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Victoria idesofmarch_ 2016-11-27 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Au contraire, my dear. I was quite the flyer at one point, I played for the local team for nearly twenty years -- albeit in an amateur capacity. Fresh air is good for the mind, as I'm sure you know. However, it's been nearly a decade since I last flew. Who are the other players so far? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lady Augusta -

dialectical, 2016-11-30 01:46 pm UTC