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I'm out.

Someone smuggled me a wand. It was in my daily porridge -- if you can call it porridge.

Need a pint of Guinness before I do anything else. And a shower.

They cut off my finger

I think I killed one of them. Hit him with a brick. Didn't wait around to check.

Walked miles before finding a village. Albania. Too hot. Got a lift to the airport with muggle holidaymakers. Used confundus to get past security and border control.

In-flight movie - Jurassic Park.

Was good, actually.

[...]

Tell me everything that I've missed.

Might respond. Might not. Guinness.