Augusta Longbottom (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} idesofmarch_) wrote, |
Please, the last time I read a copy of Witch Weekly, Celestina Warbeck was burning her bra and Orion still had all of his own hair.
Oh, I know you are. But first, let's briefly discuss the fact that little Lysander Yaxley was handpicked by our Queen to become the next press secretary. Curious, isn't it? Considering the boy's complete lack of experience, and his reputation.