[Draco] After hiring some help (namely Crabbe, Goyle and Tracy), I've very nearly finished the final chapters of my erotic novel. It's complete trash and it's awful but I LOVE IT. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is entirely coincidental and they can't prove otherwise. Trixie Lestrudel is definitely, DEFINITELY not a real person.
Thinking of leaving some manuscripts lying around Diagon and Knocturn - a little Christmas present to the good people of Wizarding Britain. What do you think? Haven't told the others yet, so keep it under your hat for now. Yeah? At least until I finish it.
Oh and heads-up, you should skip chapters 1-3 and probably chapters 14, 17 and 27.