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Tweak says, "I win by way of minion! "

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-12-06 23:30:00

Snow always makes me miss Hogwarts.

[Draco]
After hiring some help (namely Crabbe, Goyle and Tracy), I've very nearly finished the final chapters of my erotic novel. It's complete trash and it's awful but I LOVE IT. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is entirely coincidental and they can't prove otherwise. Trixie Lestrudel is definitely, DEFINITELY not a real person.

Thinking of leaving some manuscripts lying around Diagon and Knocturn - a little Christmas present to the good people of Wizarding Britain. What do you think? Haven't told the others yet, so keep it under your hat for now. Yeah? At least until I finish it.

Oh and heads-up, you should skip chapters 1-3 and probably chapters 14, 17 and 27.

[Added later]

And chapter 31.

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Pansy

maldraconis
2017-12-07 04:38 pm UTC (link)

I -- don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to do about the fact you've clearly brainwashed them or bribed them with some sort of unholy reward.

I think you've lost your mind and I'll be scrubbing my eyes with abrasive potions just to get the idea of Trixie Lestrudel out of my head.

I -- OK, will ...definitely no read those.

Also -- Christmas present ideas for witches? Likes books. Doesn't like Quidditch. Doesn't seem to care for flying. It's confusing. But I want it to be good.

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	Draco pugnacity_ 2017-12-11 11:41 am UTC (link)
	How dare you?! They volunteered. In fact, some of Tracey's ideas were so perverse that I've developed a new found respect for her. If she likes books, then there's an excellent one about to be published by a local author. There is a chapter that involves broomsticks, but they're not used for flying. Or how about a nice pair of mittens? Everybody loves mittens. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ready_or_nott 2017-12-10 02:40 am UTC (link)
	That is an odd thing to hear from you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-12-11 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know, but Christmas at Hogwarts was the best. Remember when we finally managed to brew our own moonshine in the Slytherin common room? Crabbe couldn't see straight for days. Happy times. When the air is just cold enough, I can almost still taste it. Can you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ready_or_nott 2017-12-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I do remember. Crabbe certainly had....ambition to find the bottom of a bottomless pint. I agree though. Christmases at Hogwarts were indeed the best. (Reply to this) (Parent)