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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-02-28 21:17:00

Good old February. Never outstays its welcome.

[Draco]
Quick question. Have your parents read my erotic novel? Specifically chapter eight. I've decided I'm staying at Malfoy Manor this weekend, and I'd be happy to treat them to a dramatic reading at dinnertime, if you'd like? With sock puppets.

Not really. But I am staying at the Manor -- I have my reasons. I'll then give you my answer to that [...] thing on Monday morning.

Deal?

[Olivia]
I have mildly disturbing news.

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	Pansy stargazer_ 2018-02-28 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	You aren't running away with the magician, are you? Should we be drinking when you tell me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Olivia pugnacity_ 2018-03-01 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hah, I wish. Alas, it was never meant to be. And we should always be drinking, Livs. Long story short, Malfoy wants me to marry him so he can keep lying to his parents about shagging Granger. Apparently, he considered asking you, as well. Don't you feel flattered? I haven't given an answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Olivia stargazer_ 2018-03-02 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Wait..what?! How do you feel about this? Is he going to have children with Granger and pass them off as yours? For the love of.. How does he think he'll be able to keep up this facade forever? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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