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Pansy Parkinson ([info]pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-02-28 21:17:00

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Good old February. Never outstays its welcome.

[Draco]
Quick question. Have your parents read my erotic novel? Specifically chapter eight. I've decided I'm staying at Malfoy Manor this weekend, and I'd be happy to treat them to a dramatic reading at dinnertime, if you'd like? With sock puppets.

Not really. But I am staying at the Manor -- I have my reasons. I'll then give you my answer to that [...] thing on Monday morning.

Deal?

[Olivia]
I have mildly disturbing news.

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Pansy
[info]maldraconis
2018-03-03 01:37 pm UTC (link)
I -- no, I truly hope not. And please -- please don't. I...can't stop thinking about it now. Though sock puppets were better than I was thinking. Though sock puppets were better than what I was envisioning.

You're welcome to stay -- if you keep your hands off the silverware. Mother is slightly more fond of that than the bourbon.

All right. Fair enough.

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