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Tweak says, "become an hero"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2018-03-18 21:32:00

Fuck me, my head hurts.

Thank you to the kind person who walked me home after The Weird Sisters gig last night. Whoever you are. And there was pizza at the end of the bed when I woke up.

Champion.

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	enfeu 2018-03-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Someone walked you home and left you pizza? When's the fucking wedding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I know, right? A true modern-day hero. How was the party? I was going to drop in after the gig, but the Guinness I consumed had other ideas. I've heard good things, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-03-18 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	You know, it was a party. Couldn't possibly live up to the after-hype. I hear our faces are plastered all over the Prophet, and that Witch Weekly is working on some especially steamy gossip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-18 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	And the thought of reading said steamy gossip is about all that's getting me through this hangover right now. Especially now that the pizza has gone. Congratulations, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enfeu 2018-03-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm happy to make some shit up. Yeah, yeah. D'you want more pizza? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-18 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	And your adoring public is very grateful. Obviously. Silly question. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tigerinsun 2018-03-18 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Someone had fun then? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-18 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently so. This morning? Not so much. Did you have a good time at the palace? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maldraconis 2018-03-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, Pans -- when's the wedding? [Pansy] At least one of us had fun last night. I thought you'd be drunk and writing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	What have I told you about using that word? Don't. [Draco] Nah, no writing. Although I may have written something about your Dad on a bathroom wall, but that's a given. I do that sober. Party not fun for you then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy maldraconis 2018-03-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, here I am surprised. Watching Evan parade about as if she's Queen already? No. I've been to better. Anyone willing to put up with her has my condolences and sympathy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Draco

pugnacity_
2018-03-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)

Not as surprised as old Lucius will be when he receives a barrage of owls from dozens of undersexed middle-aged Irish women. Yes, I specified that in the advertisement.

As a Slytherin, green is always a good colour on you, Draco, but don't wear it out. Being jealous of the Potters will get you nowhere. I get it. I do. But if you don't like it - do something about it instead of sitting at home brooding and munching on your sour grapes.

Steal her thunder and announce you're going to marry Hermione. She'd be fucking livid. And your Dad will be too busy shagging half of Ireland to notice. Now is the perfect time, yeah?

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Pansy | Draco

maldraconis
2018-03-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)

That's...disgusting. Besides, my parents don't engage in such activities any more. They've been celibate since before Pallas was born don't you realize.

I'm not -- she's -- they -- I am NOT jealous of Evan or any of the other Potters.

If I wanted my parents to disown me and destroy my relationship with them forever there are certainly easier ways to go about it, don't you think? Perhaps jumping off the cliffs of Wight or you could hex me into oblivion instead if you wanted to make me suffer.

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Pansy | Draco

pugnacity_
2018-03-19 05:39 pm UTC (link)

If you say so.

And again, if you say so.

You destroyed your relationship with your folks the second you decided to stick your dick in Granger. You're acting insane. You even wanted to marry me so you could keep covering up the whole thing. Either tell your parents or end it with Granger. You can't keep living in this limbo, it's not healthy and I'm worried about you, mate.

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	stargazer_ 2018-03-21 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I've always thought a fall wedding would be lovely, and I'm sure my mother would be happy to hear that we'll be married. You wouldn't stop talking about pizza, so we stopped. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2018-03-26 11:57 am UTC (link)
	And I'd be very lucky to have you, dearest. I'll send out the invitations immediately, wouldn't want to double-book with one of these other weddings. How tacky. Your mother would surely faint. Thank you for the pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent)