Pansy Parkinson (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pugnacity_) wrote, |
Not as surprised as old Lucius will be when he receives a barrage of owls from dozens of undersexed middle-aged Irish women. Yes, I specified that in the advertisement.
As a Slytherin, green is always a good colour on you, Draco, but don't wear it out. Being jealous of the Potters will get you nowhere. I get it. I do. But if you don't like it - do something about it instead of sitting at home brooding and munching on your sour grapes.
Steal her thunder and announce you're going to marry Hermione. She'd be fucking livid. And your Dad will be too busy shagging half of Ireland to notice. Now is the perfect time, yeah?