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Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-01-19 13:17:00

All that's left in the Ministry canteen is pumpkin juice. Whoever took the last drop of grapefruit juice - you are a villain.

[Adrian]
I have to have people come around to check my house. Even though the nearest muggle is like...7 houses away? So fucking annoying. Do you and Theo have to as well? Who owns your building?

[Astoria]
Well, this both sucks and blows. Not only am I going to be losing my wife to a stinky boy, but we also have to have weird DMLE types poking around our knickers drawer and checking wards. They're not even going to let you sketch them. What's that about?

You have a date yet?

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	Pansy artfullydone 2017-01-19 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	If they're going to poke about our knickers drawer, let's give them something interesting to look at. How about some bloomers like in the 1800s? Scandalous bloomers. April 22nd. Would you be willing to be one of my bridesmaids? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Astoria pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	The frillier the better. I bet Millie has some. Bridesmaid? Yeah, that would be brilliant. Cheers. [...] Although, wait. What's the colour scheme? Not bloody fuschia, I hope. Aunt Connie won't shut the fuck up about fucking fuschia. I know Bellatrix has more sense, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy

artfullydone
2017-01-21 06:20 pm UTC (link)

I would almost hope that they really would inspect there if we did that. Just to see if they could maintain composure.

I picked turquoise, and Lady Bellatrix had no problem with it.

Speaking of bridesmaids...Bianca asked me to be one of hers. I'm not really sure how to handle being a bridesmaid in a wedding that I think is a bad idea. You know when they ask if anyone has any objections? I could write an essay.

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Astoria

pugnacity_
2017-01-25 01:04 pm UTC (link)

Bianca...yeah, that's pretty awkward. She's actually going to be marrying the guy, then? Why do I get the feeling the Malfoys are just constantly trying to one-up each other scandal-wise? Draco is shagging Lila, Aurora tried to top that by shagging Henry, but then Bianca beat them both with Sirius. Which means Pallas has to shag Walburga or Orion sometime within the next month, otherwise he loses Malfoy Top Trumps.

So have you actually said yes to Bianca, then?

[ooc-I'm so sorry this is late!]

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Pansy

artfullydone
2017-01-29 01:05 pm UTC (link)

If Pallas did that, I think I'd have to applaud his audacity.

Unfortunately, yes. She's had so many people mocking her engagement, including Lila and Max. I didn't want to make her feel worse, even though I'm secretly hoping Sirius will do something even more over the top and stupid than his previous stunts and the engagement will end as a result.

(ooc: I'm also late, so no worries!)

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	Pansy gold_cloak 2017-01-19 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	This is all fucking stupid, it is. Do you gotta be there when they do this bloody inspection? We can go to the pub and grab a pint while they do. Maybe you should be there though. Just in case y'know? We'll get a pint after. Don't think we have to, no. It's a wizarding area. Haven't heard about anyone needing to come here to check out place. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Adrian pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think we have to be there, nah. But then, I'm not sure I like the idea of someone creeping around my house when I'm not there. Weird. Our area is pretty much all wizard, but we do get a lot of passers-by. I guess. London and all, there's no fucking privacy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ticklingdragons 2017-01-19 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Grapefruit juice? I'm beginning to heavily question our friendship. Or whatever it is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_laurels 2017-01-19 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Grapefruit is quite good for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	Grapefruit juice is the fucking business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ticklingdragons 2017-01-21 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, we need to talk. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_laurels 2017-01-19 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	You track down the culprit and you jinx them with the giggles until the point they relieve themselves. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	Brutal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maldraconis 2017-01-20 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	My dear lady Pansy -- I will ensure through what means I have that the grapefruit juice at the Ministry is always at your disposal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Lord Draco. You are so well-connected in the fruit juice world. I am in constant awe. Many thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lucabole 2017-01-20 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, I have a habit, you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'd believe you, but I just remembered they don't allow scruffy pups like you in the Ministry. They have standards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucabole 2017-01-21 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	I know your other. Your standards are pretty low. (Reply to this) (Parent)