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Tweak says, "Farley Flavors for President"

Pansy Parkinson (pugnacity_) wrote,
@ 2017-01-19 13:17:00

All that's left in the Ministry canteen is pumpkin juice. Whoever took the last drop of grapefruit juice - you are a villain.

[Adrian]
I have to have people come around to check my house. Even though the nearest muggle is like...7 houses away? So fucking annoying. Do you and Theo have to as well? Who owns your building?

[Astoria]
Well, this both sucks and blows. Not only am I going to be losing my wife to a stinky boy, but we also have to have weird DMLE types poking around our knickers drawer and checking wards. They're not even going to let you sketch them. What's that about?

You have a date yet?

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	Astoria pugnacity_ 2017-01-21 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	The frillier the better. I bet Millie has some. Bridesmaid? Yeah, that would be brilliant. Cheers. [...] Although, wait. What's the colour scheme? Not bloody fuschia, I hope. Aunt Connie won't shut the fuck up about fucking fuschia. I know Bellatrix has more sense, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pansy

artfullydone
2017-01-21 06:20 pm UTC (link)

I would almost hope that they really would inspect there if we did that. Just to see if they could maintain composure.

I picked turquoise, and Lady Bellatrix had no problem with it.

Speaking of bridesmaids...Bianca asked me to be one of hers. I'm not really sure how to handle being a bridesmaid in a wedding that I think is a bad idea. You know when they ask if anyone has any objections? I could write an essay.

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Astoria

pugnacity_
2017-01-25 01:04 pm UTC (link)

Bianca...yeah, that's pretty awkward. She's actually going to be marrying the guy, then? Why do I get the feeling the Malfoys are just constantly trying to one-up each other scandal-wise? Draco is shagging Lila, Aurora tried to top that by shagging Henry, but then Bianca beat them both with Sirius. Which means Pallas has to shag Walburga or Orion sometime within the next month, otherwise he loses Malfoy Top Trumps.

So have you actually said yes to Bianca, then?

[ooc-I'm so sorry this is late!]

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Pansy

artfullydone
2017-01-29 01:05 pm UTC (link)

If Pallas did that, I think I'd have to applaud his audacity.

Unfortunately, yes. She's had so many people mocking her engagement, including Lila and Max. I didn't want to make her feel worse, even though I'm secretly hoping Sirius will do something even more over the top and stupid than his previous stunts and the engagement will end as a result.

(ooc: I'm also late, so no worries!)

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