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Mar. 1st, 2014

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Aug. 25th, 2011

016;

Fucking shit, George.

[Hexed to Morag MacDougal]

Hypothetically, If I had another one of those hypothetical situations on my hands... I could definitely promise you total and complete confidence. Again. Hypothetically. Except we've never had this sort of hypothetical conversation before.

[/Hex]

[Hexed to George Weasley]

Did you forget to get Natalie from the Burrow? Mum's worried. Actually, a lot of us are, so contact me when you read this, please. I'll watch Natalie if you need.

[/Hex]

Aug. 17th, 2011

015;

[Hexed private to Katie]

I can't tell you where I got the information, but Al's in Azkaban until the 19th for curfew violations. I think that, since we're not supposed to even know that much, it's best that we keep it to ourselves for now. We're going to have to keep a better watch on her when she gets out.

Aug. 16th, 2011

014;

[Hexed to Justin Finch-Fletchley]

I don't know you, but I know Alicia Spinnet's been a guest of yours for a while, and now nobody can find her. Is there anything you could tell me to help me find her?

[/Hex]

[Hexed to Morag MacDougal]

This might be going beyond your professional bounds as an Auror, but if somebody were to hypothetically disappear, and if that hypothetical person happened to be a marked ST, is there any possibility that the DMLE had something to do with it? Hypothetically, I mean, I might not actually be asking this question. Except that I need to know the answer.

[/Hex]

Jul. 28th, 2011

013;

Where'd my dick go?

Jul. 18th, 2011

012;

Can anybody tell me about George Clooney?

Jul. 15th, 2011

011;

In one week, I've not only sold three crups, a couple of rats, and a handful of kneazle kittens, but I've also collected four floo addresses. Believe it or not, there are benefits to working at the Magical Menagerie. Still miss my dragons quite a bit, though.

Jun. 25th, 2011

010;

For the first time since I came home, I am semi-gainfully employed.

Now, I'm going to need your support and praise so that I'm able to lavish all of the creatures at the pet store with positive energy.

May. 2nd, 2011

009;

[in a drunken scrawl]

Who the fuck thought bringing You-Know-Who to the party was a good idea? Ruined the fun.

Apr. 18th, 2011

008;

Weasleys )

Close friends and family )

Apr. 10th, 2011

007;

A question for the ladies: Ever faked it? If so, how often?

Alicia )

Apr. 3rd, 2011

006;

The only reason this country needs an army is so it can protect the government that made the army from the people who are angry about the army. I'm not really smart at politics or whatever, but that doesn't make much sense to me.

Two wars is enough, don't you think?

George )

Katie )

Mar. 18th, 2011

005;

Five galleons on Puddlemere to win tomorrow. Anybody else?

Mar. 16th, 2011

004;

There's no place like home.

Friends and Family )

Ginny )

Mar. 7th, 2011

003;

Warded to friends and family )

Mar. 1st, 2011

002;

The hatchlings have officially been named: Elsa, Friedrich, and Isolde. I couldn't be more proud.

Feb. 27th, 2011

001;

Matilde, one of my first Horntail hatchlings, hatched her first brood early this morning. It sort of makes me feel a bit old, but at the same time, I'm thanking my lucky stars that I've not got a brood of my own to worry about. Not that kids aren't awesome, far from it, but it's not like they sneeze fire. That's awesome in my book.

Plus, lugging a bunch of brats around the beach last week would've put a bit of a damper on my fun.

Feb. 22nd, 2011

000;

charlie weasley for a fortiori )