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Tweak says, "Calgon, take me away!"

Bear (_grizzled) wrote,
@ 2021-04-22 15:09:00

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	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 02:06 am UTC (link)
	ugh FINE this is gonna be the worst 4 days ever (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
	It’s your last 4 as a single woman. Go get railed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 02:26 am UTC (link)
	but i can get railed as a married woman too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
	True but it’s got a different vibe. You gonna do a bachelorette party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	lmao wtf would i do for it? organize a gang bang? i already work at a strip club (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Jfc Sloane idk like a group manicure (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	lmfao that seems a little tame for a bachelorette (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Idk I’m not having one because you need friends I’m gonna go kill a boar or something (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 02:55 am UTC (link)
	if you want one we can totally do one. i have guy friends, i can call them. bet the girls at work would give me a discount too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Be weird to have a whole bachelor party with dudes I don’t know. It’s okay Just wanna make sure you get them if you want them (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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smdx
2022-06-18 03:08 am UTC (link)

my whole life is a party and anyway bachelor/bachelorette parties are supposed to be like, one last wild party before you get married and like, a whole bunch of misogynist shit about marriage being shitty, like seriously marriage jokes, why do we even have them? like if you hate being married so much then don't get married? or divorce? like damn.

anyway, it's supposed to be your last time going wild but let's be real, this is not the end of either of us going wild and also i'm not sad i'm marrying you so it's like eh. i don't really have a ton of good girlfriends anyway.

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	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you want, shortcake. I just want to make sure you’re happy. We got our own unconventional way of doing everything anyway (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 03:26 am UTC (link)
	shortcake gonna call you tallcake i'm very happy. i'll be happier if you rail me before you go to work tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 03:28 am UTC (link)
	How’s work? I have a cold dick If only I had someone to warm it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 03:32 am UTC (link)
	work's fine 😢 don't be mean, i have to be here another 3 hours i'd rather be there doing the opposite of whatever you asked me to do (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] _grizzled 2022-06-18 03:35 am UTC (link)
	So like NOT warming my dick orrr? When you come inside tonight, just know that when you get in bed, I’m gonna wake you up with my tongue in your ass. That’s it, that’s the warning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [text] smdx 2022-06-18 03:37 am UTC (link)
	can't warm it if you can't stop fucking me is that a warning or a promise bc like, i'm not mad at it (Reply to this) (Parent)

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