New obsession: Cardboard Box Assembler. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room playing this forever.
EDIT: Nevermind. Beat it.
Currently seeking new obsession.
EDIT: Nevermind. Beat it.
Currently seeking new obsession.
April 27th, 2011
April 25th, 2011
I just woke up out of the blue, and I have "Ice, Ice Baby" stuck in my head. Like, really lodged in there and I don't know why or how and it absolutely refuses to go away.
But if my mother asks, I'm up right now because I'm studying the Torah. Damn, Moses, you part that sea. Actually, if she asks it's probably best to just deny the fact that you read this at all. I didn't write this. This didn't happen. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Which reminds me. Tuesday. 9:30 sharp. Pizza. Breadsticks. Lots of it. In the common room on my floor. Everyone is invited, but be advised that I am small yet ferocious (I am roughly as dangerous as 75% of an unarmed adult Wookiee) and will be very, very hungry. You have been warned.
Also, we'll be watching Star Wars... Until they come yell at us to shut up and/or go back to our rooms because it's late. And you're welcome to pitch in a couple of bucks if you want to help pay for food. And now I'm going to try* to go back to sleep.
*Do or do not. There is no try.
But if my mother asks, I'm up right now because I'm studying the Torah. Damn, Moses, you part that sea. Actually, if she asks it's probably best to just deny the fact that you read this at all. I didn't write this. This didn't happen. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Which reminds me. Tuesday. 9:30 sharp. Pizza. Breadsticks. Lots of it. In the common room on my floor. Everyone is invited, but be advised that I am small yet ferocious (I am roughly as dangerous as 75% of an unarmed adult Wookiee) and will be very, very hungry. You have been warned.
Also, we'll be watching Star Wars... Until they come yell at us to shut up and/or go back to our rooms because it's late. And you're welcome to pitch in a couple of bucks if you want to help pay for food. And now I'm going to try* to go back to sleep.
*Do or do not. There is no try.
April 19th, 2011
Chag Sameach, my predominantly gentile friends.
This is your official invitation to the annual Pesach Film Festival. This year, we will be kicking it off with The Prince of Egypt. Tomorrow night. 7pm. In the screening room.
As always, there will be singing and reenacting and plenty of Jews to answer any questions you have about whether or not Moses was really that sexy (debatable).
Also as always, anyone who enters with chametz will be slapped or cut by the pointy corner of the nearest piece of matzoh.
This event is BYOL (bring your own loincloth), so don't expect us to have costumes waiting for you.
This is your official invitation to the annual Pesach Film Festival. This year, we will be kicking it off with The Prince of Egypt. Tomorrow night. 7pm. In the screening room.
As always, there will be singing and reenacting and plenty of Jews to answer any questions you have about whether or not Moses was really that sexy (debatable).
Also as always, anyone who enters with chametz will be slapped or cut by the pointy corner of the nearest piece of matzoh.
This event is BYOL (bring your own loincloth), so don't expect us to have costumes waiting for you.
April 18th, 2011
April 13th, 2011
Guys, I'm changing my name from Kitty to Karen.
I'm trading my MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
dun dundundundun dundundundwunndun
I'm trading my MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
dun dundundundun dundundundwunndun
April 9th, 2011
So I went to visit my dad at his office yesterday, and thanks to (person whose name I'm not allowed to actually say because it violates confidentiality agreements) suddenly being in dire need of his lawyer, I ended up sitting around in the conference room for two hours, waiting. Just me and a fruit basket. And then later one of the paralegals, who needed the table to spread out the work she was doing.
Long story short, hey guys. Bet you didn't know I can juggle. It's a holdover from when I was ten and had aspirations of running away to join the circus. I spent a whole summer on that. Ask Bobby. I was intense about it. I eventually decided against it because of my mild fear of clowns.
((OOC:Ignore the part of the audio where she gets called Ellen))
Long story short, hey guys. Bet you didn't know I can juggle. It's a holdover from when I was ten and had aspirations of running away to join the circus. I spent a whole summer on that. Ask Bobby. I was intense about it. I eventually decided against it because of my mild fear of clowns.
((OOC:Ignore the part of the audio where she gets called Ellen))
April 8th, 2011
March 28th, 2011
( Piotr, Warren, MA, Paige, Meg, Petra, Jubes, Jay and Lizzie )
So I got called into the very well furnished office of Captain Steve Rogers today...
So I got called into the very well furnished office of Captain Steve Rogers today...
March 26th, 2011
Backdated to Thursday sometime...
Marie-Annnnnge! Will you take care of Derp while I'm away? If you're thinking about saying no, ask yourself if you can say no to this face:
( ((OOC:Cut by me, don't click if you think lizards are gross)) )
I'm pretty sure you can't.
( ((OOC:Cut by me, don't click if you think lizards are gross)) )
I'm pretty sure you can't.
March 25th, 2011
March 24th, 2011
March 23rd, 2011
Clint, I'm sorry that our big double dating plans for tonight didn't pan out. My date didn't want to go and refused to tell me why. It's okay, though, I still love him.
Even though he clearly does not love me.
*SOB*
Even though he clearly does not love me.
*SOB*
March 22nd, 2011
buy sex toys
buy porn
go to a strip club
get a lap dance
go to a tattoo parlor
get a tattoo
go skydiving
play lottery
win lottery
seduce Piotr Rasputin
Bobby and Sam - Thank you.
Piotr - Call me.
March 21st, 2011
So I went to get some juice from the fridge. I came back.
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARED!
March 20th, 2011
March 17th, 2011
If a guy named Chase Stein asks you what my powers are, don't tell him.
Kthx.
Kthx.
You know that I am called the Count, because I really love to...
That has been stuck in my head all. day. Help.
EDIT: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That has been stuck in my head all. day. Help.
EDIT: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
March 14th, 2011
March 11th, 2011
This is just a friendly reminder that my birthday is on the twenty first. Since it is my eighteenth birthday, I will be expecting porn and cigarettes. Ten days notice should be plenty of time for everyone to get that, right? I'll accept other gifts too.
Piotr. Love of my life (except for those other loves of my life), father of my children (maybe, it's too early to test), my big Russian love muffin! You know what this means, right? For us?
Piotr. Love of my life (except for those other loves of my life), father of my children (maybe, it's too early to test), my big Russian love muffin! You know what this means, right? For us?