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Tweak says, "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-14 22:12:00

~~Its been three weeks, 4 days and 12 hours since my last hug.~~

Its ten days till Christmas!

Technically nine and a quarter but I'm not counting.

Honest.

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	_penny 2009-12-15 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'm sure you're going to make a good minion. A tall one. The official 'get-things-from-shelves' guy. Its a job for life, lets face it. I'm not going to grow any taller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	What if I just got you a nice ladder as part of my minionly duties, and then went home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2009-12-15 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Do you often carry around ladders with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, but it couldn't cost very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2009-12-15 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	I am quite perfectly capable of purchasing my own ladder, thank you very much. My apologies for insinuating that I wasn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well then there's no need to have a minion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2009-12-15 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Merlins beard, are you always this infuriating?! Private to Orsino I was jesting. And for the record, the word minion is just another name for friend. ~~Harumph!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I think it depends on who you ask. Private to Penny I sort I imagined you might have been, but it doesn't hurt to play along a bit ~~and see who cracks first~~. Oh. Well that's kind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2009-12-15 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Well I can give you a reference: Orsino Thruston ; the most annoying man I've ever met. Private to Orsino 'Play along a bit'? Those leather trousers have restricted all the Hufflepuffness in you. Sound like a 'Claw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	But...fine. Private to Penny Apparently I am both a closet Gryffindor and a closet Ravenclaw, now. That hat didn't know what it was doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Far be it for me to judge the mental capacity of an enchanted piece of millinery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just saying. Although, if our theory about the leather trousers is correct ~~not that I even wear leather trousers, except maybe one or two concerts~~, perhaps they, like the hat, have magical properties. Not to decide which house best suits your nature, but to actually change your very nature. Scary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Private to Orsino

_penny
2009-12-15 05:47 pm UTC (link)

Its only logical that they do ; I mean think of all that tight fabric. Its creating pressure and its got to go somewhere, right?

Its the same with corsets ; if you wear them too often your organs actually move! Who knows what they'll discover in twenty years ; maybe repeated wearing of leather will cause body parts just to wander round your system. An upper thigh hovering near your armpit or even worse!

~~It doesn't bear thinking about~~

I think the student choses the House, not the Hat. And maybe human personality is defined by the characteristics of the house. Did you ever strive to be nicer or more encompassing simply because of the colours on your scarf.

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	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	That is really only instilling disturbing thoughts, mostly involving my own body becoming severely deformed. And I don't think so. I wasn't really very friendly. Maybe not unfriendly, but I didn't go out of my way to talk to anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	You brought the subject up with your talk of leather trousers! But yes, let's change the subject from wandering body parts. If you weren't unfriendly, but overly friendly, how would you react if we were to bump into each other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	In person? I don't know. I can almost guarantee I would not be as talkative as I am here. ~~Are you insinuating something?~~ But you're only one person, and you seem nice ~~if a bit abrasive~~ ~~forward~~ so it wouldn't be so bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Well then, I look forward to bumping into you at somepoint in the future. I doubt it will be at work though ; we don't get many drummers coming in needing work done on their wards. And thankyou for the compliment. You also seem ~~shy and slightly strange~~ nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	That would be interesting, I expect. It's good that we have each established the other's niceness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I find it one of those important thing to know. Like ice cream flavours ; banana or mint choc chip. Oh and never brown or red sauce. Alays mixed or salad cream on chips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Are you asking me to choose between those? How did we get into ice cream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-15 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh its important information . And yes, I am asking you to chose. For instance, whats the worst christmas present you've ever recieved? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Erm. Mint chocolate chip. And, I didn't know it at the time, but my parrot. I was maybe ten or so then. But now he's been dumped on me and he's wretched. ~~Your turn.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Private to Orsino

_penny
2009-12-15 11:06 pm UTC (link)

Good choice!

You have a parrot? How well trained is he? Does he repeat everything you say/do?

Because I can see how that could be ..complicated. At least he can keep you company and if he's good at repeating words, then he could take the acapella harmonies of songs!

The worst present I ever recieved was ; well, there's two. I recieved a nose hair trimmer once and the other was a selection of mini butters.

To this day, I still don't understand why there is the need for so many packs of butter.

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oneandtwoand
2009-12-15 11:14 pm UTC (link)

He's an African Gray. And I suppose he's well trained in that he doesn't bite and can do some tricks. But as for repeating everything I say, it's more that he picked up a lot of his colorful vocabulary from my dad, which means he's actually just obscene half the time. At least he's smart.

Why would somebody think you need a nose hair trimmer?

You have very ~~strange~~ ~~interesting~~ colorful thoughts.

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	Private to Orsino _penny 2009-12-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	A cursing swearing parrot. Now thats a conversation starter. And I have extemely long hair. I plait it most mornings. Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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