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Tweak says, "Chicks dig me...Orz!"

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-01-18 23:52:00

Its started to happen; this morning there were four empty seats at the meeting. Four co-workers who have either gone to the Ministry or, well. I don't know where they could have gone.
Most people didn't even notice until they required a file but I did. Her name was Carrah and she was a few years older than me ; on my first day she showed me where to hide the coffee.
Its been a week since she showed up to work and her desk has been cleared of all belongings. Its as though she never existed in the first place

How can they forget so easily ? How can they let themselves forget? It..it doesn't make any sense.

Distract me from the perils of Advanced Germanic Wards? What is the ideal combination of bacon, egg, roll and lorne sausage? Does it include tattie scones? Black pudding? Brown or red sauce?

I find myself unable to decide. Is there a formula for working out the perfect combination?

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	oneandtwoand 2010-01-19 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Not that it's a particular challenge to do so, but this has made me very hungry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-19 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	You seem to be in a perpetual state of hunger. Would your ideal breakfast roll include spam fritter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Look at me, I'm skin and bones! But seriously, I think I was drunk when I decided Spam was a culinary masterpiece. So...not likely. But maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-20 07:31 am UTC (link)
	That would explain the constant hunger! You're right, you do need to eat more. You could try it sober. Its better that way, I'm told ~~and I'm not talking about just spam~~. Someone has to champion spam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I should. I'll start making the heraldic flag this afternoon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-20 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Whats the motto going to be? Edere Spam ? Would you like a hand? Paint? Canvas? Private to Orsino Orsino and a flag? Sounds like an experiment to me... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Who knows? Perhaps all three. It's been a while since I've taken to arts and crafts. Private to Penny ...does it now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-20 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	You could always make the canvas out of spam. That way if you ever got hungry during a campaign, you could munch the evidence. Or if you ever got caught. Private to Orsino Hrmm. What do you think? Experiment or arts and crafts moment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	That might smell bad after a while. I am hoping that my artwork has a bit more staying power. Private to Penny Or, to go really wild, both even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-20 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I think The Spam Man has a certain ring to it... Private to Orsino I like how you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	That's not very nice of you. I don't even know if I really like spam! Private to Penny I had an inkling you might. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-20 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Not very nice? I'm perfectly pleasant in every manner, thankyouvery much. Oh? You should try it again to make sure. Fortescue's might even have spam ice cream.. Private to Orsino Very perceptive of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-20 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Spam and ice cream should never come in contact with each other. I think you've gone insane. Private to Penny Good thing, otherwise experiments might go very badly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_penny
2010-01-20 08:21 pm UTC (link)

Insane?
I'm hurt. Deeply.

Actually, you're not the first person who has said that to me. Usually its followed by 'But you might also be a genius'. Which I am. Because they called the person who curdles, boiled and froze milk insane and yet we all eat ice cream, don't we?

Private to Orsino

Badly how?

Since you're so perceptive, I bet you can tell what I'm thinking..

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	oneandtwoand 2010-01-21 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well. Then... YOU MIGHT ALSO BE A GENIUS. Private to Penny Explosions, injuries, houses razed to the ground, general chaos and destruction. You know. That...you are a genius. Obviously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-21 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	And now I have it in writing. I should frame it. Private to Orsino Ahh. Of course, the old general world ending version of 'things going badly'. Actually you're close, but not quite what I was thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-21 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you could make one from macaroni while I make my flag? Private to Penny Practice makes perfect? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-01-21 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	And waste perfectly good macaroni? Not a chance. Macaroni belongs in a cheese sauce, not on a necklace or photo frame. Fusilli on the other hand is an option. Its my least favourite shaped pasta. Private to Orsino Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-01-21 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	That would work, too. Private to Penny I'm good at process of elimination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Orsino _penny 2010-01-21 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Don't sell yourself short! You're also a champion for spam and excellent at eating fish and chips! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2010-01-21 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	I do what I can. My talents are few and far between, but I do rest well knowing I work for the good name a spam. And consuming large amounts of fried food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2010-01-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Few and far between? Thats not very Hufflepuff like. Don't make me turn into one and start listing your attributes and talents. I'm not blonde enough to be a Hufflepuff. Fine. You're also a very good hugger (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2010-01-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, there were some non-blond Hufflepuffs, here and there. But pointy, I'm told. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2010-01-22 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Really? I must have missed that. Pointy? What sort of abnormally tall person told you that? Oh wait. It was me. Yes. Pointy but not in a 'too pointy to hug way'. Pointy in a stellar chip eating way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2010-01-23 02:31 am UTC (link)
	It's a little known fact. Even the Ravenclaws forget I suppose. Well that is certainly comforting. Here I thought I ought to start wrapping myself in that Muggle stuff...bubble ~~tape~~ ~~paper~~ wrap? If we were going to keep ~~snogging~~ hugging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)